Lavender Gooms

The tweets won't let me chill. Abbot of the Moo Deng Clan. Author of the forthcoming book "Concepts of a Plan"

[ǤᎥᖇᒪᔕ ꀭꐇꌚ꓅ աǟռռǟ ĦΔV€ ᖴᑌᑎᗪᗩᗰᗴᑎ丅ᗩᒪ ⦑human⦒ Rıɠɧɬʂ @CeliaFateEsq]

Biden: forgave $189 Billion in student loan debt

Trump: Puts $234 Billion In student loan debt into default & garnishes their wages

Great job non-voting "forgiveness with the swipe of a pen" leftists...

Another protest vote L to add to your list 🤡

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

He’s with Charlie now

[The Associated Press @AP]

Dennis Hastert, the former House speaker sent to prison in a hush-money case related to allegations of molesting teen athletes, has died at 84. https://t.co/KdkROuUSYg

[Will Steakin @wsteaks]

NEW in @playbookdc: Ken Paxton in leaked audio vents over his campaign being run by DC:

“I don’t control message or what we’re doing”

“I’ve never been in a race where I felt less control over the campaign…it’s all coming — you know — from DC”

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@saintjavelin Read this in Seinfeld’s voice

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

Heartbreak in Springfield, Ohio. Please read this important reporting. It all begins with big lies and it ends with ethnic cleansing and deaths for which we must not only mourn but feel ashamed.
https://t.co/D0AiH8EP8P

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@ChildPleez007 Rigatoni stuck right in his windpipe

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@Rundoff *whispers*

She has no dignity

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@nosoupforgeorge Imagine if Rosa Parks was bad at sitting down

[Ken Dilanian @KDilanianMSNOW]

An internal FBI message obtained by MS NOW said that the data exposed included names, home addresses, cell phone numbers, FBI email addresses and employee ID numbers, in addition to personal identifying information for emergency contacts, including Social Security numbers and personal email addresses.

The hackers obtained that information for nearly every FBI employee and also for more than 8,000 state and local law enforcement officers who worked on FBI task forces, current and former officials said. The FBI official confirmed that task force officers were victims and said they were being notified.

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@NewsWire_US They’re about three polls away from giving out free blowjobs

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

White Christians used to lynch Black people on Sunday in front of churches.

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@PabloTorre Using the dog. That's low.

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@DachshundColin That someone with "designer" in their bio thinks this is brilliant is testament to how why we're, to reference Postman, designing ourselves to death.

Open the schools of design

[Lavender Gooms @biggiesmediums]

@desusnice Which one of them is braiding Charlie's hair in hell right now?

[Laura Miers @LauraMiers]

This article is for Subscribers Only.

NBC News has been free to read for the entire 100 years it has existed, until now.

The public doesn’t understand what’s coming, by design.

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

Answer: Because they want to make post-Watergate anti-corruption reform laws go away.

[Heather Long @byHeatherLong]

The financial pain is real: Wage growth fell to 3% (y/y) in September. That's the lowest in 5 years.

Wage growth: 3%
Inflation: ~3.4%

Inflation has eaten up all wage gains for the average worker since April. Many people are having to make hard choices about what to buy and what to skimp on right now. Yes, consumption is still strong (mainly due to wealthier Americans and people dipping into savings or credit cards), but a lot of people have to think hard about every dollar they spend.

Notable: Wages only ticked up 0.1% in the month of September. That was the weakest monthly gain since December 2025.

[Miami Herald @MiamiHerald]

Hope Florida led people with disabilities to dead ends as state misused $10M https://t.co/tAo1ObrCJK

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

The Pentagon office will “sponsor and oversee research, technology, and analytical tools to support and assess spiritual fitness, spiritual readiness, and spiritual resilience.” https://t.co/toqfyY0m4J

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

This makes more sense when you realize Riley’s grandpa was a former governor who pled guilty to five felony fraud charges