Big Al’s Anxious Toy Barn

Space Cadet Extraordinaire🚀welcome to my gemini state of mind🦄(she/they)

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Bring the 12 string.

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@TomHollandKS the farmer’s market started a week ago, you’re late!!

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Just returning to Twitter very briefly to ask why everyone is talking about how their fancy ice makers are changing their lives?

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@drearydrew Omg

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Y’all I think I gotta get off tw*tter. Idk, it kind of just makes me sad now.

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@claybybabyboy Lolololol

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I get very sweaty at night and that’s fine.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

some people are just sweaty and that’s fine.

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@drearydrew @Etsy Ohh no

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@claybybabyboy @fangirlhag Yah same!!

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@huelgamoon I genuinely love that for you.

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@fangirlhag Keeping eyes out for you bb❤️

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Leaked draft #4:
Today @grapebasil said to me “you’re almost cool except you yell a lot.”☠️☠️☠️☠️

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Leaked draft #3:
I’m more excited for my D&D character to get laid than for me.

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Leaked draft #2:
When you’re trying to nap but you’re laughing too hard because you keep playing over the scene of a stranger quietly grAbBIng their partner’s AsS while waiting in the self check out line at Dillons.

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Leaked draft #1:
Feeling a warm toilet seat & smelling the air after a shit is the way I feel closest to my coworkers.

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Ok I’m leaking my Twitter drafts now because everyone wants me to!! I’m *really* popular, guys.

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@fangirlhag 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭omg ur too good to me

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Let’s tweet our drafts since Twitter is dying

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@fangirlhag Ohh hahahaha oopsie!😂

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@fangirlhag WAIT did I figure what out?? I’m only four episodes into the second season. Am I supposed to have figured something out??