A$AP’s Fables

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

@IanKarmel On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 30-50 Feral hogs.

[Animation Guild Writers @TAGwriters]

This Valentine's Day, give your sweethearts what they really want. #PayAnimationWriters and #NewDeal4Animation

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

New NARC Post

[New York Post @nypost]

Snoop Dogg smokes weed right before star-studded Super Bowl 2022 halftime show https://t.co/OAASrB8z1U

[Chanel Chanel @ChanelnotC0C0]

I never understand when people say “I don’t give homeless people money cause they buy drugs”

If you were homeless, you’d want to be high to. You’re not even homeless snd look at you, high in your living room on Tuesday. You don’t have half their problems & you tryna escape.

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

The plural of Mamma Mia! is
Mammas Mia!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The new German government has agreed on an issue Chancellor Angela Merkel’s party blocked for years: Legalizing marijuana. https://t.co/iSIPGLBBX3

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

I’m genuinely shocked that Ohio gets all the hate for being the shitty part of the Midwest when Indiana is just……so awful.

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

I sell weed at a weed store. It’s pretty fun.

[🔪 @leaacta]

are there jobs that are fun

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Seems increasingly likely to me that the international protections for asylum created after the Holocaust will be entirely rolled back and/or abandoned over the next few decades.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

Norm MacDonald on battles with cancer: “I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.”

[Jessica Cisneros @JCisnerosTX]

Asking us to “out-organize” the attacks on voting rights and reproductive health care is so disheartening because we did out-organize these attacks—last November.

Congress needs to act. It’s now or never. The stakes have never been higher.

[Jim Belushi @JimBelushi]

It’s time to get all cannabis related records expunged!

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

Kinda funny the way all he had to do was die to be remembered as the greatest ever and he still fucked it up.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Eric Clapton appears to level more criticism at Covid-19 vaccinations and the lockdown on his new song, “This Has Gotta Stop” https://t.co/kvr6eIuJm6

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Jeopardy rn

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

@levarburton should host American QI

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Congratulations to Default Man in a Video Game Character Creator

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

Maybe Republicans should avoid the phrase “assault on our system of government” for a little while.

[Rep. Bill Huizenga @RepHuizenga]

A brazen and unacceptable response from the President of the United States. I wonder if the media will hold him to the same standards as they did previous Presidents… this is an assault on our system of government.

[Fretty Boop @i_miss_the_days]

@Variety jeopardy: we're searching for a new host

everyone: ok we want @levarburton

j: we want to see who the audience responds to best

e: we ❤ levar

j: if only we had some idea who to choose

e: le👏 var👏 bur👏 ton👏

j: congrats to mike richards

e: that's not how you spell levar

[Mithrilmist #EveryChildMatters #BLM #TransRights @Nestene]

TFW you hear Jeopardy is in negotiations to make Mike Richards the permanent host and NOT LeVar Burton.

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

Why won’t you?

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

The CDC has the power to extend the eviction moratorium. As they double down on masks, why wouldn't they extend the moratorium in light of delta variant?

[A$AP’s Fables @biggpapasmurf]

Wow, @levarburton has absolutely nailed hosting @Jeopardy this week. He should definitely become the permanent host. #LevarHostsJeopardy