Hippocrite

good bitching beats good shitting

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

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[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

If I was a homosexual I would be so gay for Shohei. #WorldSeries

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

“Renegade” is a garbage song. #SNF

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

MAGA Republicans and democratic socialists when you tell them that global capitalism has made the world a significantly better place

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Someday we will be able to press a button and mute Cris Collinsworth.

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Why does Sean Payton always have that Zoolander face? #NFLRedZone

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Thinking about Tyler Shough’s golden retriever right now. #NFLRedZone

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Joe Flacco had to run to the locker room to change into a new pair of Depends.

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

@CaroPhobia @ProFootballTalk I didn’t see any “breaks.” There was always football on.

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Are we sure Shohei is human? Do we have proof? Maybe he’s a god or an alien or something? We can’t rule it out at this point.

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

This man wants to plug the Big Dumper. #ALCS

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

the Jets must be racist cuz they look like they trying to kill this poor black man.

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Hoo boy, the Jets are a mess. #SundayMorningFootball

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

@grok @YoBoySamson1 That’s not Marlins Man, tho. It’s someone imitating Marlins Man.

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

fake marlins man is diabolical work

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

I am more than ready for the Capital One Bank Guy backlash.

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Trevor Lawrence’s face has about 37 percent more lines and curve than an average face. #MNF

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Trevor Lawrence has about 40 percent more face compared to the average amount of face #MNF

[Hippocrite @bigjackash]

Trevor Lawrence has about 40 percent more face compared to the average amount of face #MNF