Jesse

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

The John Wilson effect

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

We're done kicking the can down the road. Here's how we're fixing the city-owned section of the BQE.

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

The AMC app was built by a Fiverr freelancer on Lovable

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Former NBA player (random-at-the-time Lakers buzzer beater guy) Matt Ryan and Alex Caruso have started their own Investment firm. Alex Caruso is operating under the pseudonym, Liam Dalton Jr. Clever, but no CIOs have two first names. Easy giveaway

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Kids outside playing Duck, Duck, Goose but quoting obsession saying No, No, No, No and Goose being I Thought We Were Having a Nice Date

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

@jesse_parsons13 No that’s literally dog food

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

If dogs had opposable thumbs, first thing I’d teach it is how to open a Babybel cheese

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Is Lindsey Graham’s sister also named Lindsey Graham

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

It’s pretty obvious what this is about…

[Washington Reporter @DC_Reporter]

NEWS:

President Trump is planning to announce that Georgia's two senators, Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock, are illegitimate because of fraud, a well-placed source in Georgia tells us. Announcement could come as soon as tonight.

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Whoever said that 5 gum wrappers are edible deserve 3-5 years behind bars

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

The real winner of the NBA playoffs was @apollojets and Al Palagonia

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Does anybody actually use Genspark or did NYC MTA just forget to take down their subway ads 8 months ago

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Graham Platner Reddit posts from 2011 CONFIRM he was a former Dolan supporter

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Wemby’s face when you tell him he needs to make shots in order to win the game

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Insane that Wemby goes untouched on the shot and decides to channel his inner SGA and fall to the floor

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama just choked away Game 2 of the Finals. Damn.

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen when he finds out his grandson is the Lisan al-Gaib

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

My girlfriend when I tell her she kinda looks like Ethan Scott

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

Jack Schlossberg’s PAC sending me five texts in a 20min span got me thinking Bores and Palantir might be the good guys

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

How Taco Bell opening up on the UWS got me feeling

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

The talent density in NYC is unreal.

In just 30 days there, I met:

- Trader Joe’s Cashier who also works at a bookstore
- Tech Sales rep at Salesforce
- A micro influencer who is fully funded by their parents
- Somebody that brings up that they work in finance within 30sec

[Kevin Shim @kevinloganshim]

The talent density in NYC is unreal.

In just 30 days there, I met:

- Founders of 8-figure startups
- VPs of major tech companies
- A creator who used to figure-skate against Alysa Liu
- The director of creators at LinkedIn
- A full-time author
- Teenagers crushing it in startup growth
- The head chef of the best steak restaurant I've ever been to
- People who moved from all around the world to chase their dreams (Italy, India, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Jordan, etc)
- My taxi driver who used to personally drive Mike Tyson and adult film stars 💀

Truly no place like New York.

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

If u wanna make a highly accurate picture of yourself 300lb heavier, OAI is it

[Jesse @bigjdbird]

I’ve compared image generation on every frontier model and Chat-GPT is leaps ahead of every other LLM on the market