EZEcutioner 🇳🇬

Gunner

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

About 2 months ago, I asked a lady out. She said no but offered friendship instead.

Yesterday she texted begging for 20,000 naira. I could see how desperate she was.

I told her to come and work for it. She did not hesitate.

The moment I brought out my clothes for her to wash, her face dropped. She agreed anyway but asked me to put on the generator so she could use the washing machine.

I told her that if she was going to use the washing machine, I would deduct 3,000 naira from the 20,000 naira for fuel.

She refused and washed them by hand.

My dry cleaner would have charged me 5,000 naira for the same job. But I gave her the 20,000 naira she requested.

The moment the alert dropped, she said "Chaiii Glorious, you didn't regard me even in the least."

I just smiled and watched her leave.

At least she will think twice before billing me again.

Above all, love God.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Fuel Subsidy removal

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

“Festus Keyamo is busy attacking the opposition while Nigerian airports and flights remain a daily nightmare.”

— Concerned Nigerians

[Ugochukwu Madu @UgochukwuCFR]

10 years ago, I learned in a Development Communication class that if a government sacrifices human/capital development on the altar of infrastructural development, the infrastructure will suffer in the hands of the people.

Ten years later, the theory still works.

[SkyHovah @playskylar]

Naso Gbajabiamila say he build hostel dor unilag students, hostel that’s charging 500k per bedspace 😂

Habby fx build field for community but dey charge 40k per hour 😂😭

[tobi jacobs! @thejacobsss]

.@MTNNG

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarbol]

10 Hours call?? what would he be discussing up till now?

[Proper9ja Boy @Proper9jaboy]

“There was a rumor in the shrine that my child doesn't look like me so my sister advised me to go do a DNA test for confirmation so they would be no problem in the future. I used the opportunity to do a DNA test on each and every child of mine, then it turned that two weren't mine.”🙆💔

— Femi Kuti

[Nkeki @28nkeki]

“you still young you got time” that’s how mfs end up 30 years old still playing catch up , i do not have time

[Africa Facts Zone @AfricaFactsZone]

In Malawi, 80% of men who go for DNA tests are not the biological fathers of the children.

[Omo Ure @iam__temmyyy]

It’s always consistency and grace until you see their EFCC mugshot!

[Sani Suleman Isah @sani_suleman_]

He removed subsidy, devalued Naira, increase taxes, gave the proceeds to himself and his boys
And fools say he takes hard decision

[ຸ @ChicagoBoy7G]

e get as life go touch you, you go just dey sleep to escape reality, na wetin i dey do now 💔

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

It takes years of professionalism to avoid the camera like that

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Just look at this useless illiterate 😂

[Hauwa 🌟🌬 @Hauwa_L]

A ridiculously poor country but we hate poor people.

An African country with predominantly dark skinned people but we look down on dark skin colour.

Self hate?

[EZEcutioner 🇳🇬 @bigkala97]

@NigeriainfoFM @drobafemihamzat I just lost brain cells

[akin. @the_akinola]

if you tell those market people to form an alliance against that nonsense, some of them will fight you

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

I hope you guys can see that we have normalized so much degeneracy that basic integrity now looks extraordinary. 🤦🏾‍♀️

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Can we set a date and time for all Presidential candidate to debate on subsidy alone

Ideas driven
Data based

All candidates must attend!
Let's go