If you touch water you are apprehended by police.
If you molest kids with Jeffrey Epstein you are moved to a luxury prison and considered for a pardon.
TRUMP’S AMERICA.
INTENSE TORNADO IN PROGRESS near Fairfield, Illinois! @project_otus just flew a drone into this tornado! Seek shelter if you are in this area!
LIVE: https://t.co/USfnYXBzaQ
as a preschool teacher, you’re the absolute worst kind of parent. it takes us twice as much time and energy to do what we need to do because of parents like you, who don’t help AT ALL.
if you’re going to have kids, do SOMETHING for fucks sake. “big W for me” girl fuck you!!!!
can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.
I typically don’t agree with telling people what they should or shouldn’t do but tomorrow is NOT a day to follow your favorite streamer or chase if you don’t know what to do. 60MPH+ motions & violent tornadoes can and will be deadly. It even makes me nervous chasing tomorrow.