Big Lad

[luda 🇺🇸 🇺🇳 @luda8t]

Turks will viciously attack anyone who slights Ataturk and then will vote for the guy who is undoing his life's work

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Let's google my cat's name that'd be funny. Ha. Arrest record. Little paw print on the top. That's pretty good. Wait. Illicit transport of explosives aboard a commercial airl... the training of terr... solicitation to murd...

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

[Spitting out blood, badly bruised]

I'll never tell! You'll get nothing from me!

[I am punched again. My captor nods to his assistant, brandishing a knife.]

No! No, my top 10 favorite TV shows are a secret I will take to the grave!

[Assistant grins. My screams soon ring out.]

[WH @hastifliche]

Lol

[Big Lad @BigLadOFFICIAL]

@ClickHole Isn't Indy Navarette that cyborg woman from Deus Ex

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

Tag was one of the biggest games in the world 20+ years ago, but today Tag has almost no cultural footprint. I never see anyone who is It.

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

@xteke0 Practically any of them.

If your legislature is debating “Krissy’s Law” it means Krissy died drowinging in a birdbath and now her mom is on a one-woman crusade to outlaw birds.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

I like what she’s wearing in this but ultimately we disagree on nearly everything.

[birds' hell @saturnalreturn]

The way people talk about ADHD on here is a psyop to trick you into not doing things and being a loser. You can read books, you can show up on time, you can work a job, you can do the dishes. You can do anything

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

@DrAllyLouks So I guess you could say, “Cheating stinks!” 🤣

[Moe 🧊 @MoeKJV1611jaja]

His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

Sticky fingers staining the pages while you can’t even understand the book cause you have music blasting. You disgust me

[Chef Joe Gera 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇹 @redhotnerd]

This is being served in 57 minutes. So,
As someone who’s cooked for 2 presidents (3 if you count BC when he’s out of office, and 4 if you count Jimmy Carter eating with us at a bbq festival), can I just say? This is why you don’t treat your staff like shit. Chef Rush would NEVER serve something like this. A 🧵

[Ice @WeBecomeTheIce]

I showed this to a leftist and the cat literally rode out of my phone and flattened him loony tunes style. He's actually dead.

[zero @zerowoolfe]

Every ADHD hack sounds like that tweet where that intern was like "i have a great idea to help the company. Have we tried increasing our revenue?"

[Henry Shevlin @dioscuri]

My wife spotted a Cambridge job ad on LinkedIn, which suggested she reach out to “Henry Shevlin and others in your network”.

So she did.

[🇵🇸i have never heard of philosophy @dimitripilled]

Country music wasn't always just conservative republican stuff. Back in the day, plenty of country singers were advocating for a kind of philosopher-republic instituting those citizens most excellent in virtue as leaders. All changed in the 80s with Reagan.

[B17 Bomber STAND UP! @B17Fortres]

the stolen no-truck signs as mudflaps is killing me.

[Lark @king_of_limb]

I had a really nice time last night, I think we had great chemistry! sorry I cast myself prostrate like a wretched hound at your feet, confessed my numerous self-perceived faults, and wept like a mewling babe. Want to get drinks on Thursday

[tri @tricipital14]

ive been laughing at this gif for like 15 minutes