Lankarious Beeverton Esq.

Tigers Blood | Mind of a Warlock | Perfect Specimen | Ex 2.6 GPA Holder | Genius | HBCU Alum | Average Penis Wielder

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

No longer burner for my burner, Big Lank has been brought up from the minors #BigLeagues

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

Told her my dick being small is just shrinkflation and makes good economic sense #StillHit

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@Agnustheman @realfunnyatco This has gotta be the worst thing about modern BV besides some of the new foids

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

Everyone who says 'I miss the old BV' actively does nothing to bring it back 90% of the time

They either go Hollywood at 1.5 or turn to beevslop for engagement

Besides the real ones except they're usually not the ones posting that they miss it

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

Fun fact about Big Lank, I used to go to a ghetto ass black club and be the only group of white kids. I also once rapped this entire song word for word on stage while 8/10 drunk #BOOYAH

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@pikeluvr Are you not smart enough for chess?

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

If the Knick's don't win this they will lose momentum and the Spurs will win out and then ole LB is gonna lose a lot of fucking money #Explode

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

Foid told me last night that if she ever goes ghost for 2 weeks it's because she's getting an abortion? Is this #green?

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@xviwrd @pikeluvr She said not sure so there's still a chance he's okay with it!

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@13B_SWAPPED A pfp is like a condom, gotta make sure it's the right fit or else it's useless

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@13B_SWAPPED Big fan of the change Parker

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@paisleycannons Flat and smells like fish

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

Gotta be in contention for stupidest name on this app but it makes me chuckle so we're rolling with it #LankariousSupremacy

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@TampaTomThomp @Jaegermacster Peppermint Velo supremacy

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@raydavisIIII Thank you Ray I'm something of a linguist

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@raydavisIIII

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@hemery411 This absolutely plays

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@raydavisIIII I sure hope not man that's exactly what I do

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

A series of unfortunate events have required a brand new franchise. Massive things in store for Big #Lank !!!

Sincerely,
FM

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@soxfraud I am actually Radon Randell so I am allowed to use this picture

[Lankarious Beeverton Esq. @biglankerman]

@ETHANETTAYLOR Dedication to the game