big larpa

✮ if ur not caught in a larp ur not larp’n enough ✮

[big larpa @biglarpa]

the realest mf

[big larpa @biglarpa]

i drank chug jugs in places you wouldnt sip minis

[big larpa @biglarpa]

normalise suburbia cruise control

[big larpa @biglarpa]

idc what model. i’ll pay whatever for a convertible with an ash tray

[big larpa @biglarpa]

you need to be slowmaxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. you need to breathe in and breathe out. you need to be slowww

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@crewmateJ Damn only now found the answer to the riddle

[big larpa @biglarpa]

“sir still no missiles headed our direction”

“refresh it again”

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@joeroganhq @grok what ep is this

[big larpa @biglarpa]

big kim and his nukes are in

[big larpa @biglarpa]

can someone attack north korea

doesnt feel right theres talks of war without big kim 🥺

[big larpa @biglarpa]

thoughts on jumping in ur uber eats drivers car if ur on the way

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@AutismCapital @crewmateJ next sq

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@nudge_noti a minimum wage pa

[crewmateJ @crewmateJ]

There is only one farm in Japan that can legally sell raw milk, and that is Omoiyari Farm in Hokkaido

There is only one store in Tokyo that stocks it, and that is Waseda Natural Foods Shop. You have to pre-order at least a week prior

My sidequest for this week was obtaining it

[crewmateJ @crewmateJ]

gay person: im gay

retarded person: im retarded

gay and retarded person: i trade cryptocurrencies

[big larpa @biglarpa]

can someone attack north korea

doesnt feel right theres talks of war without big kim 🥺

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@nudge_noti wen drop?

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@fuckcomputer That’s so tuff

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@fuckcomputer A lot of chuzz bro

[big larpa @biglarpa]

@shatmypants10x 2.6 hog cycle ain’t that hard brother

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@nudge_noti apple but shits ass