Cristiano

shush you look like a first class stamp

[Cristiano @bigmancris]

@10Oficialsouza @emkwan @Apple @BasicAppleGuy @AppleSupport No you haven’t, it’s only been 2 days since iOS 27 Dev beta came out 🤣

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@natsloved Stone Roses by any chance?

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@cutmen I gave you money to give to people on TikTok but you still haven’t accepted me 😔

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@snapchatsupport I’ve been incorrectly banned. Could we talk about this? Thanks!

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@cutmen Can I get accepted yet?

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@sbettingarena @AndyRobsonTips You can’t even spell “losing” right. Wouldn’t trust you as far as I could throw you

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@AndyRobsonTips

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@natsloved Can you check messages on the priv?

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@LaticsOfficial It’s got to the point where I’m backing against us just in hopes that enough losses will get him gone. You and the board are ruining the club, would hate to see the faces of the gents who’ve been here since the start.

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@RadJonty I reckon he’ll manage to scrape a narrow loss with the way he does it unfortunately. He’ll play JUST well enough to make it look like he’s “improving”. We’ll wait and see, hopefully you’re spot on 🙏

[Cristiano @bigmancris]

If nowt happens in next few hours, 11th Feb, 9am announcement goes up.
Simple as that.

If we lose at home to Reading, that’s his coffin nailed shut. ⚰️
Gives club 4 days to sort a temp before Arsenal away so we don’t get absolutely nonced on national telly.

#WAFC #Latics

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He only survives if:

1️⃣ Beats Peterborough
2️⃣ Beats Reading
3️⃣ Or shithouses two draws with a mental performance

Anything else, he’s gone 11th Feb.

I’d put me last pint on it. 🍺
And I don’t say that lightly, because I’m a miserable Wigan bastard who trusts nowt.

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@AllAboard_UK PC

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@UberEats_UK waited over an hour for a £20 McDonald’s order that turned up stone cold, stale, and inedible.
Support offered me £1.79 “credit” as compensation. That’s a joke. Can someone review this properly, please?

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@Inevitablewest me when i spread fake news:

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@Sidemen @Behzinga @wroetoshaw @Vikkstar123 @Tobjizzle @KSI @ZerkaaHD @miniminter @LachlanYT Another among us, are you mad? The last 34 of them were already boring, don’t need another

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@joyaa_ac @summerxiris that’s not a video sweetheart

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@KSI goes hard on mute

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@MetroUK @HWCCLiverpool There’s no men performing at my local strip club. Going to write something about that?

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@pushinpyrex Never Trust A Man Who Capitalises Every Word In A Setence. If You’re Not Guilty Of Rape, You’re Guilty Of This Atrocity.