Actually not trying to wind anyone up.
Genuinely just asking…
But you “club over country” lot… when was the last time you celebrated like last night over your club?
Bad idea.
Somebody will put a razor in the case. Or a dirty needle.
Or make a DVD that looks like Ghostbusters, but instead of him saying "He slimed me", it'll cut to somebody with spunk all over them, then it'll cut to a beheading.
That's what I'd do, if I was a nutter.
From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pull ups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. Every muscle must be tight. Also, I'm going to cook my hand
...and it's not over yet.
✍️ Aidan Fitzpatrick has signed a one-year contract extension with the club.
One of our own, @Fitzpatrick2001!
Read more: https://t.co/iimCXv9yE2
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