Mark dawson

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@seumasabheinn @grantyritch @PeteWishart I’ve never claimed to be. I’ve listened to them though and they’ve got things wrong as often as right. There are plenty of square miles they are ready to get torn into as soon as the whistle gets blown again

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@ScotGovFM @JohnSwinney Where were you when Kris Donald’s family needed you to stand with them?

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@seumasabheinn @grantyritch @PeteWishart Depends what you believe. The www has every kind of answer
Tell me Jamie, what field of knowledge are you an expert in? As I said, my experience is in artificial lift, I’ve been responsible for deploying more North Sea pumps than anyone but if you know more then educate me

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@seumasabheinn @grantyritch @PeteWishart And that’s where you are wrong unless my industry awards for subsea new technology deployment were given out to me in error

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@seumasabheinn @grantyritch @PeteWishart There are still vast quantities of O&G in the North Sea and off the west coast. Technological advances in the last decade have made these reserves both easier to lift and more profitable. I can explain more about dual y-tool completions if you want, I am an expert in them

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

Correct again

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

It genuinely amused me that people think replacing Starmer will make things better.

From Boris Johnson's election onwards, we've been shuffling the bollards on the Titanic.

You have to actually change direction if you want to avoid crashing into the iceberg:

- End Net Zero
- Make business viable again
- Get welfare under control
- Fund defence
- Ensure equality under the law
- Arrest criminals and keep them in jail
- Deport illegal immigrants and close the border
- Bring the civil service to heel

Burnham will become as unpopular as Starmer within months since he isn't going to do any of that.

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@GriftReport Neville would not have done it

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Twisted Fister

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

“One of the main problems in the countryside is dogs. Muslims don’t like dogs.”

Liberal commentator complains that the British countryside is racist and Muslims avoid going there because too many people walk their dogs, which are haram in Islam.

These people are truly insane.

[The Loyal Frew @royalburgh1872]

What in the name of fuck is this shit?

@itvfootball

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@_davidlittle_ @gus_tawse This is what the internet was invented for
Tim Berners-Lee can sleep well now

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@PeteWishart Fuckin wise up, anyone in the real world who has to fund real solutions knows that you have to find the root of the problem and start there

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@JohnSwinney It’s the fuckers who haven’t chosen to be in Scotland but are here anyway you need to worry about

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@offtheballbbc Many Scottish teenage boys “came” of age watching her video for Physical

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@East15Gerrard @StanCollymore No, you’re all good, it’s why the internet was invented

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@East15Gerrard @StanCollymore My mistake

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@gentlethirst Aye, she’ll have problems in later life

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@TheMowgli1977z @offtheballbbc Is the correct answer

[Mark dawson @bigmarkied]

@offtheballbbc Penalties can be missed but if they are missed after a stutter run up, it makes the taker look like an absolute fanny