Big Mickey

I am Big Mickey, owner of Big Mickey's nightclub in Leicester (next to the bins). President for life of Mickeyland. Everyone is allowed to follow me!

[LB @BoozerArab]

Genuinely upsetting that this shit is all over Twitter now.

Being openly and proudly angry that you see a black man on the tv in the UK.

And with 16k likes?

Sick

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@TaraBull808 They should! All the countries here should give the bits they don't want over to Mickeyland. I'll get the punters in for them! I always do...

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Finally, some recognition for Mickeyland! Thanks @realDonaldTrump

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Don't forget to do your DEMOCRATIC DUTY and have a pint at Big Mickey's tonight! We have Seb and Pete performing all of Robbie Williams Rudebox album and Pervert Joe's Erection Night Special! Fun for all of the family!

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Oh no! I think I'm guilty of voter suppression. I know there's an election today and I just went up the polling station in Leicester, and nobody's voting! I hope the police know it's not my fault this time

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Sorry guys :( I have to put the safety of our staff first

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Don't be worried about the eyeball garnish in the cocktails. Our supplier Geoffrey promised they weren't real eyeballs, they just look real! Bon appetit 🤗

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Come down to Big Mickey's tomorrow night for all the Halloween fun! Seb and Pete will be singing all the Halloween hits, including their own lyrics for the Halloween theme! Pervert Joe will be on hand to unleash what he calls The Trouser Monster. Ooh spooky!

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@NoContextBrits At Big Mickey's, even more pints

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Why is it that when Donald Trump wants to work at McDonald's they let him, but when I want to go behind the counter to make sure they don't skimp on the fries they won't let me? It's not fair!

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@NoContextBrits Large Ricky's. It's a dump

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@PeterShipway THANK YOU for liking my club!

I’ll send you IMPORTANT DRINKS OFFERS for Big Mickey's in Leicester. Make sure you are ready for 2 FOR 1 COCKTAILS AND BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH on November 5th.

Reply #stop to opt-out.

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@Oly_Johnson THANK YOU for liking my club!

I’ll send you IMPORTANT DRINKS OFFERS for Big Mickey's in Leicester. Make sure you are ready for 2 FOR 1 COCKTAILS AND BOTTOMLESS BRUNCH on November 5th.

Reply #stop to opt-out.

[Big Mickey @bigmickeyweb]

Oh, thank god for that. I can stop worrying about my health so much now

[Big Mickey @bigmickeyweb]

People often ask me if my first name is really big. No, it's only three letters long.

[Big Mickey @bigmickeyweb]

Don't worry if your A level results are bad. I left school because my headteacher was being a total diva when I offered to MC the assemblies on a trial basis.

Look at me now! I have my own club in Leicester, an African micronation and a fridge full of snacks!

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Science is so good now! I should tell everyone

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Oh no 🥺 which one did we lose? Better not be Africa. If anything we need more, not less

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I'm sorry to say we've had to cancel day 2 of the Big Mickey's Olympics at the club after an incident at the caber toss. Thankfully the guy who got hit in the legs with the log was already disabled so no harm no foul.