bigmollusc

Expert procrastinator.

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I'm a bit chilly

[Met Office @metoffice]

Parts of the UK are now officially in a heatwave 🥵

Eight locations across South East England have surpassed the necessary heatwave threshold temperature for three consecutive days

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Feel a bit Christmassy.

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You don't tend to get curtains in offices do you.

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First thought on waking this morning - could they not have thought of a better name for it than just washing machine?

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Jerry Springer Spaniel

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What do you call a hamster that has made a bid for freedom from the confines of its cage? Well his name was Ian.

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Not a lot. (Pipe down, Paul Daniels).

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What have I missed?

[Sean Reynard (it) @raghard]

He was just Biden his time!

[Carsington 7+ | Sunday 9th May 2027 @Carsington7]

Just 5 places are left (at the time of typing)
Snap up one of the last few, now. https://t.co/QUhFJ9XKyl

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@TomBewick @policypress Just write in a couple of cats and you've automatically got an extra million readers.

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What a loss 💔

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Kelvin Kiptum, the men's marathon world record holder, has died aged 24.

Our thoughts are with his friends and family ❤️

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Possibly one of the biggest problems there could ever be? @SoVeryBritish

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@JamieJacksonati So do I

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I wish I could WhatsApp my cat

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@TomBewick 🐈

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@TomBewick Any cats there?

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@TomBewick @ucas_online Are there any cats there?