nuts, balls even

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Arrest for being American

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love when Apple is like “we’re going to install updates tonight while you’re sleeping” and then you wake up and they’re just like “couldn’t do it! I just didn’t feel right and the vibes were off”

[jacksonGroyper 🇺🇸✌️ @JacksonGroyper6]

Sneako just lost 1 viewer

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[🏴‍☠️ @The_____Shape]

Mtn que gta 6 est quasi fini commencez à taff sur red dead 3 @RockstarGames

[Xen HunterTV☄️ @itsHunterTV]

imagine getting your ass whooped and then they put it in GTA6🙏😭

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

real

[Pistana @ryanpistana]

Opening Twitter every morning to seeing a new 2 minute clip of GTA 6 is really awesome. Rockstar should take notes

[Nikolai, servant of God @probrickthrower]

Opening a video game in 2026 and having to listen to some fuckass robot voice read out the text I can see is pretty much rape

[𓍯 ‏ س @pomegranatist]

Assigned Ashkenazi at birth but transitioned to Sephardic

[angel (COMMS OPEN) 🪽 @angelsboneyard]

bethesda threatens community with another fallout 4 update

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN

[Teddy @Teddyfsbiddies]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3am

I am really enjoying this rainbow six siege game. I’ve taken a great liking to the Blitz operator.

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

the future of the american people is doing the goyshuffle in front of a blank-eyed indian gas station cashier until the palantir AI lens in the register approves them for a discount high enough that they can afford to put gas in their car and go to work to pay half their salary directly to benjamin netanyahu

[Jess ✨ The Bad Cripple @BadCrippIe]

Nightmare blunt rotation final boss

[🫧 @DesignsByPeak]

do teams know u can just say no when the dodgers call

[Modelo 6 pack @6beerdinner]

“I am a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers”

Translating……

“All glory to Israel and the IDF. I love Peter Theil and flock cameras.”

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

speaking from personal experience it only takes going to do manual labor with your dad like 3 times before you realize white collar work of any sort is an infinitely blessed option to have in your back pocket

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

bethesda just announced every game they will be making for the next 250 years