Parker Levine

Usually sprightly • Wisco

[Parker Levine @bigparky]

@RadicalShenker Make America Fun Again? F*CK YES. #ArtBaselMiamiBeach

[Parker Levine @bigparky]

Bruh 😬

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

1. THREAD: The Twitter Files, Part Six
TWITTER, THE FBI SUBSIDIARY

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Do you feel safer?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset!

Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️

[VICE @VICE]

Do you ever feel bad about lying to children? https://t.co/7avO8fHWnw

[relatable @byreIatable]

Every student right now

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

This is without question the greatest twitter thread ever https://t.co/XyN4OiipFY

[Parker Levine @bigparky]

Ever have too much coffee bc you think it'll help you get more school work done and end up so caffeinated you're shaking and unable to get anything done and freak out? Yeah me too

[savannah montano @savmontano]

I have this theory that if you’re a morning person you’re not sleeping next to the right person

[David McGuire 🗽 @DavidMcGuireEsq]

"Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." - George Orwell

[Andrew Mutz CMT @WLV_investor]

Not the typical morning commute...

[Greg Sheffer @gsheffr]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had someone reply to your sarcasm with better sarcasm

[Parker Levine @bigparky]

Any of my Wisconsin friends know anyplace hiring bartenders? 👀 lemme know thanks

[glizzie @eggyowaffle]

live footage of brain retaining information from lecture https://t.co/Oc0e5BEtoB

[Makayla @MakaylaUtecht]

*ran into a guy at disneyworld*
Both of us simultaneously: “ope sorry!”
*pause and look at each other*
Him: “Illinois”
Me: “Nebraska”
*he high fives me*
~midwestern things~