The Molson Twins

i hate banksy

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

all this tweet tells me is that you’re insufferable to be around!

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

i honestly love gay dating standards so much. i have a six pack and jawline. i go clubbing all the time. i listen to newer artists. i have a skincare routine. i travel cos i have the money. i eat healthy food. i’m not a nerd. i dislike comics and video games.

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

lmao what’s the point of having security for church street pedestrianization if my co workers bike lock gets sawed off & the bike stolen right in front of the guards

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

Never look a GIF’d horse in the mouth

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

Get on the elevator
I run into Bethenny Frankle

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

I’ve watched exactly 17.81% of greys anatomy in 1 month 😵‍💫

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

Patti Lupone threw the first GHB vial at Floatwall

[MrsFishVEVO @Will_Kellogg]

this is the most important celebrity story of the weekend btw

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

I Klarna’d a room at the bathhouse on Expedia

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

I’m sorry but these “patios” on Church Street are fucking ugly lol

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

Brian Jordan Alvarez and AI usage aside, Stop! That! Train! was just genuinely bad. Missi Pyle is the only reason I laughed

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

Charli tickets being $317 for floors and lower 100s… @oliviachow fix this!!!!

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

me working tirelessly on my spotify mixed playlists

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

Gay guy chronic masturbator version of Tegan & Sara: Where does the goon go?

[sum 𐚁 @sumgarf]

In theaters June 12th

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

had to explain to my boss that an electro-pop hit from 2011 by Britney Jean Spears is what made me start sobbing at work

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

yeah… i sometimes think about where i’ll be when nuclear war starts too

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

the way i’m taking my emotions out on rude customers tonight

[CP24 @CP24]

#BREAKING: Bruno Mars Toronto concert postponed due to weather https://t.co/WNYLZUVW8B

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

@lpttmrt64 @HOTBOYLEEKS get a soda water w a splash of cranberry and a lime 🤷‍♂️

[The Molson Twins @bigqueeridiot]

I don’t care about the discourse around this man because he’s fucking stupid but… what the hell is going on with the lights behind them lmao

[dank @cptdankkk]

Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality

"My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one"

"When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family because they were now vintage Chanels"

"Most people if you go look in your closet it's full of crap you don't need. Don't buy the crap, buy the good stuff and just buy less of it"