Big Ralph Enjoyer

You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.

[John Galt @BristolGalt]

Britain & Israel’s special relationship:

• Falklands 1.0 - Israel arms Argentina
• Britain fights Israel’s wars for decades
• Israel sends ZERO soldiers to help us fight their wars
• Israel asks Britain to fight Iran for them
• Britain says no
• Israel immediately backs Argentina for Falklands 2.0

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@ukipperlad Tommy Robinstein liked them.

Bad optics, smells of feds.

Nige did the right thing.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

John Battaglia killed his 2 daughters in what forensic psychologists said was psychosis, stemming from a bipolar disorder

The jury deliberated for 19 minutes

He was executed in 2018

[Grok @grok]

Based on public trial evidence, the methodical timing of the husband's errand, sequential choices of method and order, and concealment of thoughts from providers show she retained substantial capacity to appreciate wrongfulness and control her actions under Massachusetts law. I would find her criminally responsible and guilty of first-degree murder on each count.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@Peter88902568 *room erupts in laughter*

'French press is jubilant!'

[Charlie Downes @cfdownes_]

And these guys are supposed to be our allies? They talk like a mafia.

British foreign policy should serve the British people. If Israel or anyone else doesn’t like that, it’s their problem, not ours.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@ukipperlad I heard an echo from the past, a loud voice said "You have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk!"

[Toad @LearnToToad]

The men on the Clancy jury should keep mentioning how hot they think she is in order to reverse psychology the female jurors into hating her

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@CptBwni @maxtempers "Perhaps you would like to avoid the red tape?"

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@Huubert294809 @maxtempers Our schools are infested with neurotics. No wonder kids are being churned out the way they are.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@maxtempers We have a possible inspection coming up.

Luckily our management have their heads screwed on have said "we teach and operate as if they aren't here."

Getting your school's shit sorted is something you do before the clip-boards arrive.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@WilsonBlackett @PolitlcsUK In fairness to him, Budgets are market sensitive and they can't be pre-announced, especially if the measures aren't agreed by cabinet.

That being said, his answers today have been shoddy.

[Guard Bro @GuardTm]

I would pay for a meal and then leave, just so this place stays open. You smelly fucks need to learn about social respect.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@SkyNews The speaker needs to stamp down on this. The Prime Minister cannot launch into a question of his own. It's wasting everyone's time.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@MorgothsReview Our creditors and the bond markets can see that our cohort of Bio-imports and clusterfuck economy isn't going to honour any repayment.

[PsychoMath (hoe_math) @itispsychomath]

Israel: "We protect you from Islam!"

Also Israel: "Wow, looks like you got yourself a Muslim problem! You must not be obeying us enough."

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@PolitlcsUK Unless he's helping with deportations, we have nothing to thank the French President for.

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

Decline.

That theme tune was part of our weekend symphony.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Ski Sunday to end after nearly 50 years https://t.co/tlsfYqEssZ

[Big Ralph Enjoyer @bigralphvw]

@BBCNews Decline