kasey

[kasey @bigredkc]

My sonar is coming back to me

[kasey @bigredkc]

I don't cry, I weep

[kasey @bigredkc]

When's the last time you saw a commercial for root beer?

[kasey @bigredkc]

It's kind of like how when you first learn to drive and you take your foot off the brake and it just starts moving forward without pressing the gas

[kasey @bigredkc]

You know how everything I do gets turned into a viral meme

[kasey @bigredkc]

People compare my body to that of Brad Pitt as Achilles, which makes complete sense cause I'm shredded and we look the same

[kasey @bigredkc]

@rileypleasants God's green internet, brilliant

[kasey @bigredkc]

@rileypleasants Put it in the new apartment 👍

[ari @aritrussme]

fuck sake forgot to take my girth control

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

I just drank my first beer and it feels amazing to hit weaker people with my fists

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

lyft drivers love to be kissed on the back of their neck

[kasey @bigredkc]

@rileypleasants

[kasey @bigredkc]

I'm vibrating on a really cool frequency right now

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Alex Petrovic told Adam Lowry his shift was over... 😭☠️

[alli @sonofalli]

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

[Elisabeth Rappe @ElisabethRappe]

I honestly thought this was Amy Poehler

[kasey @bigredkc]

@rileypleasants Screenshots plz

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is

[Steven Cheah @StevenCheah]

Jason Kelce looks like a Brooklyn mixologist waiting for your $26 drink order