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vertically challenged

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[What Chaos! @WhatChaosShow]

"WOULD YOU STOP F***ING DIVING?!"

(boosted audio; h/t to @CanesStats for the heads up 🤣)

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[dyson daniels floater @killmesIime]

Now this is an elite complaint

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

me and that one mutual acting sober at the function (we’re both non-verbal)

[Primetime Carolina @primetimecar]

Most of these aren’t even from 2015. The way the NFL community has stamped his career as one good season is getting out of hand. Dude was one of the best duel threat QBs of all-time.

[maha @mahaaaay]

alcohol is poison. unless you are drinking it with your friends on a lovely spring day

[Used Golf FACTS @UsedGolfFacts]

When the gloves fit

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

He's at the hotel with his little Asian fishhead wife. Send in his boss with the cannons

[Michael Bell @avl_mike]

NFL SCHEDULE LEAK 👇

Panthers vs. Bills

February 14, 2027 at 6:30pm ET

[EL 🫡 @EWoodson__]

@Ceegocrxzy Boy threw 2 meatball hoagies & they talking bout free eats

[🎸 @Ceegocrxzy]

Ik the cheeseheads not talking about no “free eats”😭😭😭

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Martin Luther, 1517:

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

And just like that the great Me Too For Men is over. The gals got like a solid 18 months and we got 18 hours.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

“You know what, show me his fish head wife”

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

YouTube employee: Yes there will be more ads, but after 15 seconds, users can skip them.

Boss: How long are the ads if they don't hit the "skip" button?

Employee: Roughly 6 hours