DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
🚨Question: @grok Was there election fraud or vote tampering in the recent Texas election? Any vote irregularities or anomalies that seem out of place??
Greg Abbott still has power in Texas and Lara Logan just put Galveston County on his desk.
Ken Paxton beat James Talarico in Galveston County, and the official numbers are not a rumor. Paxton took 52 percent there, 69,943 votes, and Talarico took 46.1 percent, 62,051 votes, with Ted Brown picking up 1.9 percent, and every precinct is already in, about 134,598 ballots counted. Galveston voted Republican at the top of the ticket while they told you Talarico took the state at about 55 to 43. You want me to look at that and call it a mood swing? How does a county that just handed Paxton a clean win get swallowed by a statewide story where he supposedly got crushed?
Now keep in mind what Lara actually asked, because she did not hide it. Texans are looking at Governor Abbott and Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick to hear them and to do a statewide audit… not a risk limiting audit that only counts a fraction of the votes, but a real 100 percent audit that includes the cast vote records and verification of citizenship. I read that and I thought, why is this even a fight if the county already published the count? If Galveston is sitting there in the open and it does not match the story they sold you about the whole state, you open the books. You do not sample a sliver, pat yourself on the back, and tell everybody else to go home.
And yet the people who still hold power can wait you out… they can call you crazy, they can say the canvass will handle it, they can bury what makes them uncomfortable and hope you get tired. Lara asked the question they hate. If the leaders still in power do not do the right thing, if they ignore what is blatantly obvious and once again bury the fraud, then are we supposed to understand that they have been bought off? Why else would you cower when your entire state and the Republic is at stake?
You have a choice, Greg Abbott, and you have one too, Dan Patrick. Order the real statewide audit with the cast vote records and the citizenship checks, or tell every Texan watching Galveston that their own eyes do not count. James Talarico does not get a U.S. Senate seat handed to him while a county like that is sitting on the table unanswered.
Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, do the 100 percent audit. Cast vote records. Citizenship. The whole state. No fraction, no sample, no burying it.
Pray, Stand, Speak, ACT.
Love,
What all of you good people are thinking
Gen X defined:
Ages 45-61
Looks 35-40
Will 100% throw hands
Doesn't care about your feelings
Cusses a lot
Will make you cry with words
Great work ethic
Pragmatic
Zero tolerance for stupidity
Skeptical of authority
Doesn't trust anyone at 1st
Extremely loyal friend
Figures shit out
Most likely your boss
Works hard, plays hard
No fear
Sarcastic as fuck
Still listens to the same music
Knows lyrics to Rock, Rap & Country
Proficient in analog & digital tech
Self reliant
Adaptable to any environment
Just wants to be left alone
Tyrone S. Woods, who extended his #Benghazi stay to protect Amb. Stevens, wanting this to be his last GRS job to return home and raise his infant son and 2 older boys, who led the charge onto the @StateDept compound, died around 5:15AM on 9/12/12 from a mortar blast impact.
Never forget the men that died in Benghazi on 09/11/2012 as their pleas for help were ignored by Hillary Clinton.
At what point does any of this matter?
It does matter. Say their name.
•Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ~U.S. Ambassador to Libya.
• Sean Smith ~State Department information management officer.
• Glen Doherty ~former Navy SEAL, security contractor.
• Tyrone S. Woods ~former Navy SEAL, security contractor.
Their lives mattered.
🚨 JUST IN: THOUSANDS of Americans are calling for AOC and Mamdani to be REMOVED from office after LAUGHING at the 9/11 Memorial
THEY SHOULD BE REMOVED IMMEDIATELY
I STRONGLY AGREE
This brings a tear to my eye.
President Trump just surprised the viral 104 year old WWII veteran with a beautiful birthday video from the Oval Office.
No one treats our veterans better than Trump.
It sure would be a shame if everyone shared this since we know the media won't!