Ryan Kennedy

if you ain't first you're last ku 2020

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

Tony Romo's career stats are WAY BETTER than I remembered...

Comp pct
Romo (65.3)
Aaron Rodgers (64.6)

Yds/att
Romo (7.9)
Peyton Manning (7.7)

Pass rtg
Romo (97.1)
Tom Brady (97.0)

TD/att
Romo (5.7%)
Drew Brees (5.4%)

1st down/att
Romo (38.1%)
Kurt Warner (37.7%)

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Hmmm...

[CeeDee Lamb @_CeeDeeThree]

Never been the type to just be on social media... But best believe Dem Boyss comin
#CowboyNation

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

🤡🍌

[Chief E @ForeignMagnet]

when she wants italian for dinner and you gonna spoil her because that’s your baby

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@LorenaSGonzalez Message received

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

The greatest 4 year run of all time

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

Me: X.

Them: f(X) isn’t true.

Me: I agree.

Them: So you admit you were wrong. Thank you.

Me: No. You see f^-1(f(X)) =X. Which is what I said.

Them: Don’t twist my words. I don’t need you to reinterpret what I said.

Me: I give up.

Them: Why can’t you just admit I’m right?

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

I had a cocktail, gambled and smoked a cigar tonight. Never felt better. #Live

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you very much to our beautiful “boaters.” I will never let you down!

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

.@_CeeDeeThree BE YOU and BE GREAT..

[Author Abby Jimenez @AuthorAbbyJim]

Me before quarantine, watching Castaway: Really? He's best friends with a ball???

Me during quarantine: Look at you go Roomba, you crazy son of a bitch

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

Oh no

[Tua. T 🇦🇸 @Tua]

Yeahhh Bruciieeeeee 😂😂

[Kyle, a Madson @KyleAMadson]

Jalen Hurts and Carson Wentz discussing that time their backups came in for them and won championships.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

SUCK ON THAT, EAGLES. WE JUST TOOK THE GUY YOU BADLY WANTED. YOU'VE SURE DONE THAT ENOUGH TO US.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They are Fake News Losers!

[relatable @byreIatable]

Joey gets it