Ms. Monkey

good pheromones, great vibes, easily bamboozled

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

Never forget what they took from you

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

@MorePerfectUS ya I quit my restaurant job bc I would tip out $100+ every night… and it was well known that they had cut the kitchen staff wages and were making up for it like this. I only made $3.25 so tips were everything.

Sub minimum wage jobs are never worth it!

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

@goodreads Anna Karenina <\3

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

This makes me so mad. Undermining history for the sake of what? A building? There’s no escaping corporate greed, even when you’re buried!

[ProPublica @propublica]

Workers ultimately found 37 graves and collected bones, casket fragments, metal handles and hinges, etched epitaph plaques, a pair of eyeglasses, an ivory comb. All of it was reburied in four tightly packed, $500 cemetery plots one town to the north. https://t.co/UqyLll0Cdq

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

@mazzypopstar is caroline a new artist??? lol…

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

It was *incredibly* irresponsible for Nashville police to tease the existence of a "manifesto" from the covenant school shooter only to reveal later that what they actually had amounted to disorganized ramblings about other mass murderers https://t.co/blLRmkm8B9

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

my school cafeteria used to make matzah pizza and it was sooo good

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

EXACTLY!!!!

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

the legend of zelda with hunter schafer playing princess zelda

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It was way easier being a feminist before I had a girlfriend

[Alex Eccleston @AventuraObscura]

70 years ago today, a Sands Hotel dancer named Sally McCloskey climbed to the top of Mount Charleston in Nevada and performed an interpretive dance while an atomic bomb exploded behind her, just 40 miles away.

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

@fieryshrimp That’s a good idea

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

neither democrat, nor republican, but a secret third thing (I hate everyone)

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

@StormyDaniels I love u

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

I Just explained the concept of Panem from hunger games to my dad and he was like damn…. that’s not far off…

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

just thinking about how the Mayor of West Hollywood equated Stormy Daniel’s to Lady Godiva and gave her the key to the city… ummm stunning!!! this is my america!!!

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

For Trans Day of Visibility, I’ve released almost all the queer and trans photos I’ve colorized/restored in one place! Check out some incredible moments from our community’s history going back to the 1890s at https://t.co/tAg5YkIFeb

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

good morning!!

[Ms. Monkey @bigsexyham]

@fieryshrimp From bereal to the twit