Sean

[avi steinbach @Muscles__McGee]

*me to a close lifelong friend*: how’s your job and also what is it

[Sean @bigsnnn]

When the power went out it made me think of how much of a light you used to be in my life. Hope you’re staying safe during the tornado warning.

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

A tornado warning is in effect for D.C., Prince George's, Arlington and Fairfax counties as well as Alexandria. https://t.co/eKaySJzY4W

[Sean @bigsnnn]

Why did Mrs Fiedler just add me on Facebook

[Sean @bigsnnn]

.@RunXC23 just told me “you’re old as fuck tbh”... anyway my funeral is next Wednesday at 7pm

[Sean @bigsnnn]

Classic

[Sean @bigsnnn]

She say I only get excited when the pack touch down

[DID BULLY DELUXE DROP TODAY? @didjesusdrop]

Me 5 seconds into the new DJ Khaled album

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

There's no place like Taco Bell.

[𝐉𝐨𝐞 @jxemicucci]

missin them a little extra today /:

[Chaps @UncleChaps]

Ask if they think diet Dr Pepper tastes just like regular Dr Pepper

[Sean @bigsnnn]

This is the most unprofessional and embarrassing shit I’ve ever seen and the whole world is watching

[Sean @bigsnnn]

Trump just said “I BROUGHT BACK FOOTBALL” I’m 💀

[Sean @bigsnnn]

@xxkbc

[Mark @markdakermandji]

@AdamSchefter Spencer and Joe after the purchase

[Sean @bigsnnn]

@haedanielle15 It’s political in the fact that the democrats are trying to use it to destroy trump and the republicans are using it to try and get him re-elected but if everyone could stop acting like a 5 year old and think of anyone but themselves for 2 seconds we would be much better off

[Sean @bigsnnn]

@RunXC23 You trying to get this work like you did in Larwood back in the day?

[Sean @bigsnnn]

@vallllllll__ Would you like a job? This is what I say to people 20 times a day

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

How much toilet paper do you need for 14 days, you assholes?

[Sean @bigsnnn]

This has been a recurring theme for me on hinge and I just wanna say ladies do not even bother sending me a like if this is in your profile... we are not a match

[K @_africanprodigy]

I hope this gives people an indication of what’s going to happen when things on earth really hit the fan