Andrew tarplee

punching above my weight since 1986. rugga, football and banter! proud father of Marshall Garry Shaun Tarplee born 18/10/18 #AVFC #LBRFC

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

The first view of our future addition to the family!! Buzzing @lizziekelly10

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@HLTCO Ask me again if he comes back! I'm not enjoying seeing him struggling and his sale has got us where we are today, but some of hos comments when he left still sting.

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@powndland whoever it is, he is watching champions league football this year. 😉

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@AVFCOfficial Up the Villa! C'mon!!

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@Total_Villa no, bag egg this one! defo not

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@nickramezani

[Leaders 𝕏 Junction @LeadersJunction]

2. Confirmation Bias

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@spencermorgan93 what a posh little self important, worked for nothing in his life twat.

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@AVFCStatto Bloody hell, I love Watkins, but I don't trust his pens! I don't know the answer at the moment.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@RishiSunak Alternatively, you could vote tactically and wipe us self-serving dimwits out for a generation:
Go to https://t.co/UFBFVt4pE5 and enter your postcode.

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@ClaretVillans I hope we meet Juve in the cup! Be amazing!

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@CliveTyldesley It's been a pleasure. Travesty that you are being replaced. the voice of commentary.

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@manc689908 @Lea_EFC Yea I'm not giving it out though am I! Your point was about sliding down the table. You know your shit, your coach is shit, your not in Europe, your strikers are shit, your defence is shit, oh and your midfield. You'll be a city fan is a few years.
Champions league for me! 😉

[Andy Heaton @Andrew_Heaton]

Fred West had four daughters, what’s your point?

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@nickramezani

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

The wordplay here is insane, Prime Eminem was untouchable

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@manc689908 @Lea_EFC the irony of giving it another fan for falling down the table over the years. 😂

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@Conservatives are you 5 years old? fuck me, your supposed to be running a country. Absolute joke of a party. You make me feel embarrassed on your behalf, if it'snot a covid scandal, it's a betting scandal, and in spare time, tweeting like this! can't wait for you wankers to be out of power.

[Michael Dean @mickdavfc]

Here we go! Aston Villa are in talks to sign the Dixie Dean statue from Everton for £10m in a PSR beating deal. William McGregor likely to move in the opposite direction. Similar fee involved #avfc #efc

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@henrywinter there was a Colombian defender Murdered for scoring an own goal in an international tournament. so I think they should be able to take a bit of non-personal criticism, without crying. How about just turning up and playing a game to prove people wrong instead of crying.

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@henrywinter If they are happy getting positive reports in the media, they must accept the negatives when them come. without the media, all of these players would be little known to most of the world. it's part and parcel of the job, and other top nations have as much, if not more pressure.

[Andrew tarplee @bigtarps]

@AVFCStatto feel old! he was my first love!