nick ®amezani.

Cooler than a polar bears toenail...

[nick ®amezani. @nickramezani]

@elonmusk
Dearest Elon.
You dont know me, but I know youre super wealthy, and I commend you for it. Please could you spare £100000 so I can live life a little easier. My friend Barbie will bake you the best Victoria Sponge cake you've ever tried if you do, well worth the money

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@bigtarps 100% 😍

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@Halfords_uk I recently ordered a bike on the c2w scheme on online, if its the wrong size can I change it?? Also I didnt spend my full allowance online, can I use the remaining amount in store. Many thanks

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@Tesco
I shopped in your Extra store in Coventry yesterday & was charged twice. How can i get my money back?
I do have the receipt & proof on my mobile banking app. Thanks

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@Jake_Hanrahan
Im listening to you on Ari Shaffir P/C.
Youre a bad mother fucker. I feel proud youre from our little country going into the world like a badass.

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@bigtarps If this is real its a fucking (sorry Lou) disgrace, well said uncle T, shambles! #fixourcountry

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@bigtarps @beds_villafan @AvfcGhana 🤣🤣🤣

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@bigtarps @theskints They were great! Awesome night.

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@bigtarps And Usher too 🤣🤣🤣👌🏽

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@madflavor Joey, people saying uou dead, what the fuck!?!?!

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@IanWright0 You're a legend Ian, don't let these sad little twats get you down.

[Blueheart 1872 💙 @blueheart1872]

Largely forgotten by the media, but never ever forgotten by us 😥

RT to show your support 🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@madflavor classic CoCo

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@liamgallagher DO IT

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Listen seriously a lot of people think I’m a cunt and I am a good looking cunt but once this is put to bed we need to get oasis back for a 1 of gig rite for charity c’mon Noel we can then go back to our amazing solo careers c’mon you know LG x

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@theCHIVE

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@AldiUK Well, we had them with garlic mash, peas and gravy. They were lovely??
#wentforit

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@AldiUK
when the sausages have no used by date on them 😖 #toeatornottoeat

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@LFC well done r kid 👌🏼 @ianwoods2