Golden Retriever

I might be tarnished, but I ain’t maidenless (he/him)

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@jamisonwebb Garfield has spent over 40 years complaining about the day he was created and honestly I get it

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

AI slop bullshit aside… It’s embarrassing to admit that I never considered the objects in the foreground as trees. I kinda always thought van Gogh painted a big scary tower

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

finally AI can show us what painters wanted us to see

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@cloaksanchor You can’t convince me the main teleport guy is cloak and not Nightcrawler like cmon

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@IGNDeals When I was a kid, hulk hands were $20. Really sucks that toys have become “collectibles” and that kids are instead handed a phone. Everything is going the way of LEGOs, selling overpriced toys to adults while kids watch something on their tablets for 6 hours a day unsupervised

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@TansuYegen This reminds me of the story that Mongol warriors used to wear silk vests to help more easily remove arrows that they were struck with. Sure, you still got shot but now you aren’t at risk of splintering

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@kiwibbby Ganon

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

Sometimes I’ll be scrolling at work and I’ll see a TikTok so funny I have to put my phone away and go back to work

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

Please god watch this, I’m not joking

[Melly @MocaIsSoLoca]

all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

The duality of man

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

From the shadows comes the fox. 🦊

As chaos spreads across New York, White Fox appears to establish order. A legendary nine-tailed fox and Director of Tiger Division, Ami Han brings sharp instincts, supernatural power, and unshakable resolve to the fight.

When Fisk crosses the line, the Kumiho strikes back.

Season 7: The hunt is on arrives on March 20 UTC!

Grace hides the ancient beast within...

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

MY ENTIRE TIKTOK FEED IS SLVIC AND I DONT KNOW WHAY OR WHAT I DID CMON

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

My under eye bags are starting to make me look like I practice dark magic

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@kiwibbby I haven’t updated in so long I still have the bird icon rather than the X

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

The ability to translate any tweet by clicking on it and tapping a button has unfortunately really convinced the algorithm I speak Spanish because those are all of the tweets I am clicking on. My feed is nearly entirely in Spanish and French now

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@wacheltater I gotta talk to my doc

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@Brooklynn_Dawn @kiwibbby Big fish got to me

[Golden Retriever @bigtimerude]

@get2dachopra Hell yeah I am

[Rob @_ROB_29]

His reaction is legit

[skooks @skooookum]

They’re saying they’ve never seen a 31 year old man wrap presents like that. They’re saying I might need to see a neurologist. They’re saying it gives ��first day owning a pair of hands”