Jesse Cortez

Just here to chirp

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.

[69 @69justgoback]

Put yo self first nigga cus that’s what they gone do

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will provoke you for days, then act traumatised by the tone you used after breaking point.

[Underdog @Underdog]

Watching Jalen Brunson in the fourth quarter

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

“Niggas are better than Brunson until it’s time to be better than Brunson” might be a hall of fame quote

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

@JacobBarzilla Need his ass to stay healthy

[Softboy @softboywin]

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

@Favwontmiss Lower your voice

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Scientists confirm that ADHD adults who run on chronic anxiety are using cortisol as a primary activation chemistry. The body was not built to run on stress hormones as fuel. Decades of thriving under pressure was a chemistry workaround. The crash that comes in your 50s is the receipt.

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

If you ever work so hard for something just to come up short, tell you your not good enough, and lose all the progress you built up

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

Big heart, clouded mind. Lost.

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

Lost so much control I'm losing control

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

That new drizzy drake, just had to switch up

[էąʂհą🧊 @trustissuezzz]

Can we talk about Little Birdie?

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

Real drake fans know you gotta let that shit settle for a couple days. That music age like wine

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Burger without veggies you might as well had ate meatloaf you fuckin
puma

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like

[Jesse Cortez @BigTuna97]

If i loved you once, ill always love you that's how i was raised

[alexei @alexeixbt]

the final act of genius is playing dumb