If plankton really wanted to get his lick back against mr. krabs he should’ve gone for his daughter (the whale) rather than wasting his time clapping computer cheeks. idk just a thought
Used the all gender/handicap bathroom at the airport for a private shitting experience. Dude in a wheel chair at the door. Have to now convince him I’m transitioning so I don’t look like a dick
🚨CRAZY: #Eagles running back Saquon Barkley has been otherworldly in his last two games…
• 58 touches
• 500 TOTAL YARDS
• 4 TOUCHDOWN.
SAQUON DID THIS IN JUST TWO GAMES.
😱😱😱
(h/t PFF)