Michael Heftman

Texas ex, retired caddie ... traumatized by the Bears, Cubs and Blackhawks since ‘99

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@CodyC64 All that talk to get swept 😂 #builtnotbought

[Robert Behrens @rcb05]

If Tech actually wanted to beef up their non-conference schedule I’m sure there are P4 teams who would oblige. But they’d rather score PR points by making Texas (who already plays one of the hardest schedules in the country) tell them no. All because Sark hurt their feelings.

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

Myopia Hunt Club
Old Elm Club
Whistling Straits
Kapalua Plantation Course

HM: Caddied Chicago Golf Club but didn’t play.

[Devon Dembinski @DevonDembinski]

What is your Mount Rushmore of courses that you’ve played? I’ll go first:

Omaha Country Club
Davenport Country Club
Superstition Mountain Golf & Country Club
Des Moines Golf & Country Club

[R🌞🤘🏽 @DaytimeCash]

Trevor Goosby must be so proud right now seeing his two sons get drafted back to back

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@grossdog7328 What else would a losing streak end with?

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Starting to realize it’s gonna be a tough week

[Billy M @BillyM_91]

Brady still got it

[DiamondBBStats @DiamondBBStats]

Diamond is officially live. 💎

https://t.co/7xwQXCzdFr

Really grateful to everyone who followed along, tested, shared feedback, and believed in this from the start.💙

Live scores, game previews, postgame box scores & play by play, player stats, rankings, leaderboards, and more for all D1 college baseball teams.

College baseball has deserved better tools for a long time, and this is only the beginning.

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@crainandcone @JakeCrain_ @Blain_Crain @davidadamcone @ParkerThune @CJVogel_OTF @ontexasfootball @OUInsider “Crain & Cone is a quality sports show with @On3 dedicated to delivering quality analysis and passionate insight” … proceeds to clip the worst analysis of the year to predict Mateer over Arch for 2026.

I’m a UT fan and I could’ve made a stronger case for JM than this video did

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

Congratulations @GovPritzker way to go!

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Statement from the #Bears:

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@DiamondBBStats @VolCreatures blow my my man up here

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@hawkshockey27 @SwiftyNetwork No it does not. Velus Jones was a net negative player regardless of phase. His most value came from sitting on your practice squad.

Offensive touchdowns, first 5 years:
Hester: 12
Jones: 2

Congrats on your ring. Not sure what you’re trying to prove.

https://t.co/nvZeSgfTpO

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

You can't say Derrick Henry, Marshawn Lynch, LaDainian Tomlinson or Adrian Peterson.

It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what RB do you give the ball to?

I'll start: Jerome Bettis

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@theFrenzied @FortyAcreVibes @CourtAnne1225 Is the hand injury why he was throwing tight spirals directly to Texas defenders?

[Pete @Pete_Martuneac]

I’m a simple man. I see Caleb’s 4th down touchdown to Cole Kmet and I hit repost.

[jim iuorio @jimiuorio]

Been a Chicagoan my entire 60 years and here’s what I know. The @ChicagoBears as an institution is way bigger than just the revenue they generate. It’s literally the only thing we all agree on. When they are good it transcends race or socioeconomic level. It’s the only time we are in it together. If @GovPritzker and @ChicagosMayor or Arlington heights lose them to Indiana it will be a massive scar that will be felt for decades..

[Michael Heftman @mheft7]

@will_reeves8 @BKoepka @PGATOUR @BombachJosh Oh no! I get to watch my favorite golfer in the world more often! Welcome back @BKoepka Roll Crusaders!

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

ya they are nasty nasty nasty

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Still standing.

[Silvy @WaddleandSilvy]

Tonight was my favorite Chicago sports night since 11/2/2016