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emo // furry // atheist // all opinions are my own // father of 2 // divorced // VERY NSFW // if abortion is murder, masturbation is genocide

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

i can't even get hard anymore

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

Fart that sounds like someone starting a motorcycle in the garage

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

They found a feral white boy in South Carolina yesterday. He was put down this morning. Nothing on CNN, of course.

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

Would the real slim penis please stand up

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

I’m not trying to get to know you bitch those are just questions from the Israeli citizenship test

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

@AgingRanchHand Depends if he makes the cane thing his whole personality

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

We should call incels the unpussied like when we changed the name for the homeless

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

Hit a deer with my car while drunk but the coroner determined the deer was drunk too

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I might be a red neck. My state had a cash for clunkers program for chainsaws.

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

@EPM108 We’ve seen this shit before. Let me see this kid’s bland college essay.

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

We used to say gay and retarded. Now everyone is gay and retarded.

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Redneck neighbors were hooting and hollering at their porch TV. I peeked to see what game was on. They were watching wheel of fortune

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

Opened a beer in my car and it fucking exploded everywhere

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

Fuck cozy gaming. A good game should make you pissed off. A great one should make you a little racist.

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

@DanManCarney 15 minute wife beat break at work

[wint @dril]

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

If the glove doesn’t fit, go to the bathroom and take a shit

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

My dishwasher threw a rod

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

@daveybad People who watch streamers have no friends and don’t go outside

[fuck @BigWaterShill]

@FrankJavCee Infinity pussy syndrome

[JASIAH @PHREEJASIAH]

lmao if u voted for trump u lowkey shouldn’t be allowed to vote anymore