bigwhaledork

Growing up my dream was to one day be a pr0n star. Unfortunately, my dork is too big. So now I have a shitty job at SeaWorld entertaining assholes.

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@BYU you racist fucks

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@alexa99 It says, Alexa, do you like butt play?

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@kayleighmcenany @realDonaldTrump Yes you stupid cow

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@BangBrosDotCom1 Ass FTW! Preferably ATM

[Richard Hine @richardhine]

Here’s a list of 10 of Trump’s known crimes, starting with his long history of sexual assault and rape: https://t.co/GDCG9qZPVE #TrumpTheRapist

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#TrumpTheRapist is trending because he allegedly raped a 13 year old CHILD and this was filed in SDNY. Guess who his coconspirator was? Epstein. They took turns raping a 13 year old! What sick f@#$s

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@foodskop shut the fuck up you stupid cow

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@RoverRadio tell mattitude to shut the fuck up and stick to answering the phones his jokes aren’t funny and his commentary always sucks

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@LastPassHelp I really don't understand why you guys won't fix this: https://t.co/BtZ5LmHIPB

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Unfortunately, my Internet provider, @VERIZON (AS701), does NOT implement BGP safely. Check out https://t.co/noUp1y4HKN to see if your ISP implements BGP in a safe way or if it leaves the Internet vulnerable to malicious route hijacks. via @Cloudflare

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@JohnCornyn Wow, @JohnCornyn, you’re a fucking idiot. So much so you can’t conceive of how stupid you sound. It’s good entertainment, so don’t stop!

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@RepKenBuck Oooooo, Big Man!

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@Google Is anyone in your gigantic ass company gonna fix this??? https://t.co/iYH4llLvdH

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@todoist just noticed a ton of my repeating tasks have lost their recurrence. Not cool

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@Dropbox why do you guys still recommend JPG over HEIC in the Dropbox app for photo backups? Seems kind of anti-progressive for your type of company. Microsoft recommends HEIC. Google has full support too. Time to update your app?

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@CNBC Fuck you

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@JosABank Nice job making it fucking impossible to buy a gift card! I called to ask why a $100 gift to my bf hadn't been received after 3 days, was told my payment info had to be verified, then got put on hold for over 30 mins?!? I got tired of waiting and hung up. fuck you.

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@UNITEDA1RLINES United Airlines Kicks Elderly Couple Off Late-Night Flight via @forbes https://t.co/PP8q5Q6Jgm

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@todoist your Alexa integration is all jacked up. Getting tons of duplicate tasks in my Inbox every day with the label Alexa