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whizzing everywhere

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James Bond walked so Benoit Blanc could run

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we need more white boys with podcasts and college shoegaze bands

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Don’t mind my wet toe

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There are 2 types of autism: ketchup autism and mustard autism

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how much do my bones weigh

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Combined a politically fractured region through acts of pacifism. Call that peacing it together. #bars #☮️

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so i could be wrong but i think joe wilkinson might be hot now

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I went to Vatican City and all I got was a buttgina

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At what point is it appropriate to tell a date about your parasitic twin named Turbo who’s fused to your groin and prays to Beelzebub?

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If your boobs are big enough and your nipples are sharp enough, you can be a quadruple amputee and still fight crime

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Girl math is when 4 teletubbies and a vacuum equals 1 human and a dog

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I’d rather bleed between my toes than out of my belly button

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‘As it does on the napkin, so it does on the skin.’ Cole 18:24

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Creamin’ around with the homies

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@dadkins_ Name 3 bubbles you study

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Not everyone studies bubbles

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MJ Lenderpeople for #kamala !! #NotAfraidToSpeakUp
#DebateNight #ItsCoolToBePoorJustDontDoItInFrontOfMe #KamalaWinsWithJoy

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I can do almost anything I want because I look good in pleather

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If I noise cancel the thunder, the lightning can’t get me