Abbot Baress

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Ten tame tadpoles tucked tightly together in a thin tall tin.

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Marcus Tullius Cicero~ A friend is as it were a second self.

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If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?

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rattling 'round like a pea in a jam jar.

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The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.

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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe~ He is happiest be he king or peasant who finds peace in his home.

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Back up off my bumper, it's a letal weapon.

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Benjamin Disraeli~ It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one party and plunders the other.

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32% of those who own their own home, also own at least one cat.

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Oscar Levant~ The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt too.

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Douglas Noel Adams~ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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Lean meat from a fat pig. - Portuguese Proverb

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Why do rednecks act like such morons? ' Who says they're acting?

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One hour's sleep before midnight is worth two after. - German Proverb

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Lucius Annaeus Seneca~ All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. -Laurence J. Peter

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Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

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Nick Seitz~ The breakfast of champions is not cereal its the opposition.