rantch

just a silly goose living in an ugly duck's world (she/her)

[stephen ➫ @stephenattong]

bloor and lansdowne girl summer

[DeJo @postmindvomit]

Garlic parsley focaccia hot dogs

[pickle @pickleisicky]

puzzlin..........

[rantch @biiigstinky]

p!nk has always seemed canadian to me, fefe dobson vibes

[tarrtarr binks @hamface_]

i fear not enough people are getting their freak on anymore

[rantch @biiigstinky]

@n1ghtcereal literally never going back again

[rantch @biiigstinky]

takeout fried chicken is always a mistake except when its jolibee

[rantch @biiigstinky]

@n1ghtcereal ...are you watching me...

[rantch @biiigstinky]

@n1ghtcereal i was talking about chicken idk man

[rantch @biiigstinky]

@nedschkneebly aerated lawns!! so true!! call me woke but its bc we dont touch enough grass 🤣🤣🤣

[rantch @biiigstinky]

dropping in to say that putting dryer sheets in your sweaty stinky shoes actually works!!

[rantch @biiigstinky]

@_kezni sorry i put you through that but neverrrrf that

[rantch @biiigstinky]

no one could make me like jimmy fallon

[rantch @biiigstinky]

i come back to twitter only to have no one respecting my genius. why do i bother

[rantch @biiigstinky]

dakota johnson sounds like jennifer lawrence as katniss

[rantch @biiigstinky]

dakota johnson sounds like jennifer lawrence as katniss

[del @lesbianplurb]

don’t even get me started

[rantch @biiigstinky]

the culprit

[rantch @biiigstinky]

sometimes you have to flip your cat off after she keeps you up all night, and i do feel safe enough to say that