kiri bird

actual archivist and histmed ghoul
probably thinkin about da pitt

[soph @yatouroo]

"you're rooting for a man to cheat on his wife."

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Come on, skinny love, just last the year. Come on, skinny love, what happened here?

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I don't like the tiktok culture where people can surprise you by filming you anytime anywhere and you have to perform delight about how they're doing that or everybody calls you grumpy or ugly

[wizard kelly. @gangstaGURRY]

this is all i hear in my head rn today.

[lour! @repskywlkr]

santos y langdon juntándose en la feria medieval solo para ver a mel feliz

[katie | in da pitt @nabrinasmooon]

I support mel and shen but only to make langdon miserable #feminism

[Yohanan IRNSD @yohananironside]

The internet lowkey fell off, you used to be able to play games on the Cartoon Network website

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

come on skinny love just last the year

[kiri bird @biitchwolf]

@TwinkTheory ariana had been so gassed up by the world that she went in there waaaaaay too hot

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[cris @hardydonoghue]

i miss him

[katie | in da pitt @nabrinasmooon]

Knowing what leaks are real is easy cause the ones i like are real while the ones i dont like are obviously fake

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is.
CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food.
BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing?
CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream.
BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.

[Charli @charli_xcx]

they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead, they are gone, no one lasts forever. they are dead.

[wint @dril]

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

[THE LAST DAUGHTER OF MARYLAND @WikiOoc]

Girl who wants to be loved so bad: I am ontologically evil I need to be buried alive in a coffin

[Minko @clitsandtits]

Made a killing myself joke as the suicidal friend and everyone suddenly got concerned

[Re:Re: @petethepanda]

i grew up with a dad who is one of the roughly two dozen suburban Ford F-150 owners who actually used it for honest-to-god truck shit and not just groceries, so “but you think you understand the inventory of home depot” endears me to Bernthal more than you could imagine lmfao