Bijan

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

Microsoft infringed on my right to free speech when they suspended me from xbox live for two weeks in 2009 after I typed out a wiener as my bio

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

how do people not hate pigs

[PALESTINE ONLINE 🇵🇸 @OnlinePalEng]

Chicago police knock a pro-Palestine elderly woman to the ground and refuse to help her up or pick up her cane, in another incident of anti-Palestinian racism.

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

Bro must have colossal hammies from constantly supporting this absurd COG

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

How am I supposed to work at 3 pm on a Friday when I just wanna listen to big thief and dance

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

“This is horrible, men shouldn’t be fighting women in the Olympics” bro she had that left hand down for like an hour. My 80 lb sister would’ve cracked her with that opening

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

Everyone making a big deal out of this woman losing to another woman with high T but like, why didn’t she simply consider keeping those fuckin hands up?

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

WATCH - Carini refused to shake Khelif’s hand after Khelif was declared winner.

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

NOOOO FUCK NOT NOW CHARMANDER SHES AT 1 HP

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

It should really be studied how easily these right wing “alpha males” got on their knees to vigorously slop for a queeny real estate scam artist from Manhattan

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

One day republicans will viciously mock dems for worshiping their president 0.1% as much as they worship trump

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

@GarrettOdom45 idk if it beats the time I got into a twitter beef with iranian government trolls

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

scrolling aimlessly on linkedin counts as work time right?

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

@WreckaAir just weed unfortunately but it felt cooler to just say drugs

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

nothing hits like a friday evening with mario kart, music, and drugs

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

Actually the army of violent, authoritarian, white skinheads with a very specific solute was an allegory for mormons

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

The cable news anchors who decided to smear and lie about our courageous college student protestors instead of covering Israel’s mass graves of executed men, women and children are the reason why i hope hell is real

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

I be sounding like yoda in a lightsaber duel on the last rep

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

@dadurath and u can get me free tickets right?

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

ur telling me bobo grabs shaft on the first date AND has violent outbursts of rage? yoooooo im booking my flight to washington rn

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Bijan @bijanmustard]

bitches over here bragging about basing their entire system of morals and beliefs off a book written by some rando 2000 years ago. cringe, embarrassing, couldn’t be me

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

Good morning…