bikesexuals

politics are dumb but also bikes

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

mitch mcconnell zooted out of his gourd on morphine

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Rapist solidarity forever

[Urban Cycling Institute 🚲  @fietsprofessor]

'It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. It's the same as if you bought a 𝗰𝗼𝘄, or 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗴𝗲, and then ask me where you're going to put them.'
— Miguel Lores, 6x re-elected Mayor of #Pontevedra, Spain🇪🇸

[Troy Jackson @TroyJackson207]

There is a powerful movement of working class people in the state of Maine, and millions more across America who are ready to send a progressive fighter to the Senate. I’ve been fighting for that movement my whole life — and I’m sure as hell not backing down now, when this fight is needed most.

I’m in. And we're going to defeat Susan Collins. Maine deserves a Senator that will fight for working families.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

[ostonox @ostonox]

Haley Stevens Being Read List of Her Corporate Donors [2026]

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight

She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Imagine mobbing around town with your boys in your Topolinos

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

J.K. Simmons sees his worst enemy, aka Spider-Man, at the Mets Game 😂😍

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Aussie boys are on a bender! Donald Trump is a sex offender!"

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I went for a seventeen mile hike earlier today with my good and very fit friend Mitch McConnell and he shared with me his heart’s desire to see trans women DOMINATE women’s sports and the MANDATORY abortion of all straight babies

[random media archive @randommedla]

spongebob armageddon end of the world dawn of the last day mr krabs laughing maniacally as the world he knew is thrown into chaos

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

We’re too online @majorityfm

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

new contender for best edit of all time

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Every anti transition think piece is going to sound like this in twenty years btw. Same publications, same “experts.”

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

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[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

BREAKING: They've changed the name