AFC BikeSheds

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🚨HERE WE GO🚨 Niall Jordan of eastern flixton 🔜 SKEGNESS FC. Record breaking signing its believed Trafford couldn’t wait to get rid of him. Jordan’s agent, McGrath, negotiated 3 penjamins and a 3.5 of dust. Further updates to follow 🔔

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Sheds get bummed 🚨the team spirit was lost like a penjamin under billys mattress. The only tactics in this game was the chunder in the 12th minute. The team had no identity like moose after lending James milnes his provisinal. At least they didn’t play Morton

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Sheds 5 - 3 Wanderers ⚽️
Fans were delighted to see Jordan and Reeves 2 man step once again on the same pitch. No surprise Reeves only lasted 6 minutes out there & the job was left for Jordan to complete. Morton finished hard and fast similar to his recent performance with his ex

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Great post

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Sheds 5 - 3 Wanderers ⚽️
Fans were delighted to see Jordan and Reeves 2 man step once again on the same pitch. No surprise Reeves only lasted 6 minutes out there & the job was left for Jordan to complete. Morton finished hard and fast similar to his recent performance with his ex

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Bikesheds no.10 Phil Gould GROOMED by Signs & Wanderers centre back

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Just hours before their next must win fixture… 🚨 McGRATH signs official club presidency of AFC BikeSheds🇦🇱🇦🇹 HERE WE GO

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MATCH DAY! ⚽️
Squads have been released as the sheds prepare to be bummed the second time in their pleasure league campaign 🏆

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Poor from the sheds today. Unfortunately our centre-back Phil Fooled was charged with public drunken disorderly after the game and will be out for the foreseeable future.
The team apologise to our supporters for this evening. We have set up a go-fund me for Niall’s petrol money.