Hani

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I wrote something, and amazingly I didn't swear or insult anyone, though it was incredibly tempting, but you know what corporate overlords are like. https://t.co/rK08H5t9HF

[Hani @bileblog]

Learn about what engineers do at Amazon (cos you know, its a mystery), come work with me doing awesome things! https://t.co/Ht49emINRu. You can even be fully remote, and I’ll insult someone of your choice for free if you get hired (or not)

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@apr Anyone still using Struts deserves everything they deserved in 2005. The kind of people stupid enough to use it in 2005 are exactly stupid enough to STILL USE IT FIFTEEN YEARS LATER.

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Well, my project is finally done, Prime Video has Profiles, and all I had to do was work like a crazy person to make it happen. I didn't even insult anyone in the process.

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@intellijidea I have very fond memories of debating 1.1 features
with Valentin

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@apr Hah, yeah those were the days.

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@ameliaeiras @jstrachan @brucesnyder Those were the days!

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@tastapod Got it. Hire a monkey off linkedin, use SAFe, declare success, blame the monkey when others disagree with success, change jobs every 2-3 years.

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@tastapod The problem is much bigger than Accenture, it’s the whole enterprise agile movement (I want agile noises without changing anything).

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What do the cool kids use nowadays instead of Apache Camel?

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@elastic I’m all for fleecing enterprises, but refusing to give a price without a phonecall is a whole new level of douchebaggery

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@AmberBaldet in consulting, innovation is moving from 8 point font powepoints to 20 where you have to know more than whats on the slide

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The problem with Kafka streams is that it has so much sex appeal that it's impossible to think about rationally #KafkaSummit

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@jtdavies @crichardson ping me where you are around 9ish, I’m flying in at 8:30 in to LGA

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@AmberBaldet team building is code for ‘I’m so awesome I can force X people to do my bidding in their spare time’

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@AmberBaldet my kids just know Santa isn’t real. Christmas is ’we give you presents, there is no magic’ = kids are allowed to apply logic

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@BrianGoetz @joshbloch @intellijidea Pfft. You new kids. 1.1 is where the true faithful were.

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@mokagio @perrynfowler @tastapod Representing microservices as little turds is pure genius

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@jaykreps I gave a talk on just that topic: https://t.co/RN9QtG5hpG with kafka shoutout too

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So, I need some serious advice on how to price enterprise software (in the 200k to 2m range). Anyone who wants to share their wisdom dm me