crapricorn

Featherless biped // She/Her

[crapricorn @bilhoebaggins]

If I’m made in the image of God then God’s a fuckin munter

[Amigo @Topboix]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me when I’m overstimulated

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

"do you remember when" no i've been abusing substances

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

☹️

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“you cuss a lot” god forbid i season a fucking sentence

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

yer nan canoes out to sea to give supplies to fascists

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[ash 🪐 @ashmp1996]

Friday night plans

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[stewie garlic @stewiegarlic]

wish I could share a joint with my cat

[crapricorn @bilhoebaggins]

One day I will learn not to look at my phone, but today I did, got dumped and have to finish my shift. WHAT A DAY🕺🏻

[rhys 🙂‍↕️ @rhys_2024]

I think that emergency alert was much needed but we need an accompanying sound that sits below ‘WE’RE BEING NUKED’ I feel

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

This evening, an Emergency Alert has been sent to people across England and Wales as the wildfire risk remains very high. The request came directly from Fire and Rescue Services.

I was in Stourbridge today and saw first-hand the devastating impact these fires have had on people’s homes and lives.

Our priority now is to keep everyone safe and prevent more fires from starting.

During this period of extreme heat, I’m asking everyone to take extra care. Please do not light any fires in gardens, the countryside or other open spaces, including parks, moorland and wooded areas.

Our firefighters and emergency responders are working around the clock in incredibly difficult conditions.

We can all help them. Please take the Emergency Alert seriously and follow the guidance in place.

[Daniel Austin @_Dan_Austin]

Can't help but feel the government should probably have a text alert noise that is at least slightly different for "don't use a disposable barbecue for a bit, please" and "NUCLEAR WAR HAS BEGUN".

[DiscussingFilmtwt @DiscussFilmtwt]

and fuck dobby :)

[crapricorn @bilhoebaggins]

Literally just this second realised my cats eyes match my lounges colour scheme I knew there was a reason I love him despite being a noisy needy baby