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professional women’s hockey lesbian

[abigail @bilkanator]

hacking into my favorite players’ phone lines to intercept any offers they receive from other teams

[abigail @bilkanator]

@GracePersephone i’ll do it on her behalf if she’s too busy!!!

[abigail @bilkanator]

the concept of knight and carpenter being separated makes me want to scream and cry and throw up and rock back and forth

[abigail @bilkanator]

@fleetluvr i really hope you’re right oomf… i’m going to trust your gut for my mental health

[abigail @bilkanator]

yayyyy i love the seattle torrent <3

[abigail @bilkanator]

@sceptorrent they hate us bilka fans so much…

[Ian Kennedy @IanKennedyCK]

One rumour that continues to persist today out west is that the protections in Seattle could be very surprising.

We know Alex Carpenter is protected. There are some who believe the other two will be Hannah Murphy and Anna Wilgren.

This would surprise me, but we will know soon.

[abigail @bilkanator]

@GracePersephone protecting a goalie that played all of 12 games the whole season 🫩

[abigail @bilkanator]

bilkanator found dead in a ditch

[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

The core of our current. 🌀

The Seattle Torrent have protected Alex Carpenter, Hannah Murphy and Anna Wilgren as part of the Expansion Player Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/g6ZwDoUMR3

[abigail @bilkanator]

deserved!!!!

[Toronto Sceptres @PWHL_Toronto]

KIRKY MONSTER IS HERE TO STAY 🧱

Raygan Kirk has been re-signed to a three-year Standard Player Agreement through the 2028-29 season and is a protected player in the Expansion Roster Distribution Process.

📰 https://t.co/CJjqcrhLk0

[abigail @bilkanator]

@PWHL_LV426 blocking you right now

[abigail @bilkanator]

i haven’t even let myself think about what would happen if knight leaves seattle because i didn’t think it was a possibility but now i’m scared

[abigail @bilkanator]

@crowrowly most definitely…they really contributed to the pathos argument

[abigail @bilkanator]

THANK YOU MEGHAN TURNER THANK YOU MEGHAN TURNER THANK YOU MEGHAN TURNER

[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

Built for Seattle. ⚒️

@carpy05 has been re-signed to a 3-year Standard Player Agreement through the 2028-29 season and is a protected player in the Expansion Roster Distribution Process.
📰 https://t.co/IATr1mknGa

[abigail @bilkanator]

@sceptorrent hold on a minute… now let me tweet about the rest of the team…

[abigail @bilkanator]

they’re going to try and take carpenter from me…

[abigail @bilkanator]

so here’s how we can keep knight and carpenter and barnes and bilka and gosling and brown and grant-mentis and serdachny and adzija and wilgren and carter and jackson and murphy and schroeder and keopple and lobdell and terjalová and schafzahl and snodgrass and buglioni and

[abigail @bilkanator]

okay no funny shit this expansion is making me realize how much i love the entire seattle torrent roster. hands off my fucking team!

[abigail @bilkanator]

on the second day of pride month? 😒

[Kyle Cushman @Kyle_Cush]

The PWHL's Phase 1 signing window opens today at 12 pm ET. Any free agent that an existing team wants to protect must be signed during this window.

• Existing teams can sign players from 12 pm ET until Wednesday at 3 pm ET. Any signing counts towards that team's 3-player protection list
• Free agents can sign with any existing team, not just their own team, but a team can't lose more than 1 free agent in this window
• Expansion teams can't sign anyone yet
• 3-player protection lists are due by tomorrow at 5 pm ET

[abigail @bilkanator]

@megannn_lynne my stomach always hurts after movie theater popcorn dinner but i never learn…