Bill

truck driving, beer drinking, tax paying white fool. guilty of most accusations

[Bill @Bill98274201]

Pussy is no excuse for lack of common sense, weather you have one or trying to get in one

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@ThisLocalHater

How are you my little firecracker?

[2 Cats on a Table @averagegrades]

I added "hype man" to my resume bc I am very encouraging during sex.

[That One Hateful B- @mommywhitfield]

You know, I usually get butthurt when people insult millennials, but if one more little shit tells me smugly to Google something...

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@MariaMaryburke All is good here. How about you?

[Bill @Bill98274201]

Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all......

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@MariaMaryburke Hot mama. Now get your chores done

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@NancyPelosi @WheelTod @POTUS you and your people had your chance and failed miserably. Now shut up and step aside

[Jen @lionheaded_]

I follow a girl on Instagram who has a "we're in love" themed account and every pic features her boyfriend looking at his phone.

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@novicefather

Lmfao

[Maria Burke @MariaMaryburke]

@Bill98274201 only like everyday of it Bill !! 😢

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@ThisLocalHater

Looks like you been taking some time away too

[Darlin’ Darla @Darlainky]

I can confirm that a bear does shit in the woods. And that evidently I do too upon seeing a bear.

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@MariaMaryburke

Looking good

[Bill @Bill98274201]

@ThisLocalHater

Just taking time off while the weather is still nice. Miss you too though

[Bill @Bill98274201]

I'm not a stalker, but I am very observant. So please be careful when your cheating

[Bill @Bill98274201]

Do you ever feel like your life is just spinning out of control?

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

That Friday feeling...

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Hey look pal, I sleep naked. I didn't tell you to put a hammock in your backyard

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Woke up to a full glass of wine next to my bed.

This maybe my suicide note.

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

When autocorrect changes Gyno to funk.....
I can't stop laughing.