J-Diesel

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The only time I cried during the Notebook is when Allie thought Noah was a pizza. 🍕

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Gross he has pork chop side burns

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@MSBeatles4 Five finger death punch

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@YourMomsucksTho

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@TheOnlyMommaG "This is the best thing since torn off bread"
-Inventor of the knife

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Shucky darns! You guys sure do cuss a lot!

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@tenacious_tiph #Sickburn #Roasted #BurningMan

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There's plenty of fish in the world

[Cris @CrisMtzgr]

What are the rules about having sex with exes ???

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@CrisMtzgr @patnspankme Standard munch-n-punch. Never punch then munch.

[A.Baloney.Chelle @ChelleyBeannss]

This is all free, people.
You're welcome.

[MichaelTrying @MichaelTrying]

I didn't hear anybody complaining when Sally Field cheated to get Forrest into a better school.

[Kung Fu Kanga @_little_old_me]

A man offered to help me put my groceries in the car & I was all like, "Nice try, Ted Bundy."

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@LittleMissAngr1 @CantWaitToNap

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@GillianAlly1

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@scrappy_momma @IrishIWuzFunny America

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I ate a Keto pizza. 1/5 stars (wouldn't recommend) Tastes like ass

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Gluten is delicious!