Bill Spradley

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

The new Satanic Warmaster album just looks like a guy who is mad to be at his grandma's house...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

After Homeaglow cleaned my house for only $19 I fired my housekeeper and set her apartment on fire to assure she would die homeless and hungry on the streets!!

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@Ty777E Oh Billy...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

First time I’ve ever seen an on deck batter get hit by a pop up...at any level...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@leavinghashurt My sister-in-law is a Florida grad but didn’t really care either way... apparently that’s the key...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

Hey Progressive Insurance Guy go to the bathroom and jack off and miss lunch because you are too a*tistic to interact with people...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@arkansensis That was a hell of a trip back then...still is...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@JimmyLevendia The key part is covering it with soil...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@TheStalwart My bad...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

Geez I was kidding...there is NOT a 90 day pause on tariffs...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@arkansensis Yeah I need to get over there...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

Saw where Talianos is closing end of May...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@alancornett Highland Park...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

"Don't call me Kevin...my name's Kelvin...I am a Lumbee Indian" sung to the tune of Daughter by Pearl Jam...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@arkansensis Probably close to 30 years ago I went with my friend Gooch and some blond crystal meth guy was griping that everyone in his family got diarrhea from their pizza and he wanted his money back...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

There is something very appropriate about this pic...IYKYK...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@LittleBUFFVall @the_meat_lady I'm a history dork but my knowledge of that is pretty inadequate...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@LittleBUFFVall @the_meat_lady I know the Sagelys...good people...

[Bill Spradley @bill_spradley]

@Ty777E They can sell their life insurance policies...reverse mortgages...