Bill Crounse

Politics. Improv comedy.

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@lazerdoov Outstanding suggestions! Well done.

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

How to make Thursday Night Football better:

-No punting allowed
-3 points for a first down
-The Bears are actual bears
-1 player on each team has a taser
-Refs are drunk
-Play the game in a hockey rink
-Use good teams
-Fans are allowed on the field
-Bees everywhere

[Acyn @Acyn]

Pelosi’s response to hearing Trump might march to the Capitol is definitely worth watching

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@goldengateblond She is bad ass and could take Jim Jordan and tie him into a pretzel in seconds

[Jonathan Reiner @JReinerMD]

One of the greatest things I’ve seen in a long time is the video of Speaker Pelosi calmly talking on the phone to Vice President Pence during the insurrection while simultaneously peeling open a Slim Jim with her teeth.

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@caslernoel She is so bad ass! Love her.

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@NoLieWithBTC She is so awesome!

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@BrianKarem He has a terrible golf swing that he has to navigate around that giant tub of fat

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

So much is at stake in these midterm elections, folks.

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@chambleebrandel Phil is an embarrassment. Not only has he humiliated himself but also the game of golf.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

As you process the latest revelations in today's @January6thCmte hearing, never forget that every Republican opposed any investigation of that day's events whatsoever.

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@isaacstanbecker @Senate_Fund Glad to see Thiel supporting another loser. Trump. Masters. JD. Awesome use of his dirty money.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

We just voted unanimously to subpoena Donald Trump to testify UNDER OATH.
Democracy demands it.
History deserves it.
#January6thCommitteeHearings

[Larry Sabato @LarrySabato]

Donald Trump is as guilty as sin itself, testimony or no testimony. He is one of the great villains of American history, joined in the rogues gallery by his enablers as well as the cowards who refused to speak out against him. #January6thCommittee

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

For the very first time in 76 years of wasted life, Trump is having his ass handed to him.

[Al Franken @alfranken]

It’s crucial for Democrats to keep control of the House so the @January6thCmte can continue. VOTE on November 8th! #January6Hearings

[The Recount @therecount]

Take 7 minutes to watch House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and others respond to the Capitol insurrection in previously unseen footage.

[Bill Crounse @billcrounse]

@ACoupleOkooks Thanks for posting. It’s all about turn out. VOTE!!!!!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Remember, the J6 Committee has a whole other wing of their investigation focused just on the members of Congress who participated in January 6.

We're not hearing about it today -- but it's all coming out after the midterms on November 8.