Bill Donoley

“In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@Jesse_Brenneman Don: "Alvin is Id, Simon is Ego, Theodore is Super Ego. They're a satire of our need to consume. The failures of our fathers laid bare. Our need to be loved by someone beautiful, our need to be to know everything is gonna be ok."

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@TeamTalaricoHQ "We're just here to unveil this poster board that makes Talarico look like Solid Snake"

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@Mollyploofkins He was TRYING to judge a Dennis Hopper in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 look-alike contest at Austin Comicon

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@ShaneAHardin "I dont wanna answer any political questions"

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@greendragonhq You can tell this is KILLING these sheriffs some punk reporter dares to question crooked ken

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@lyndonbajohnson He's running for god damn senate and proclaims he won't answer questions. I'm sure the sheriff in the county he's voting illegally in is feeling a lil sheepish

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@atrupar "It's called the close plan. We're gonna close every hospital we can and give the money to the military"

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@joncoopertweets "Im not running for anything. I still live with my wife, who is divorcing me."

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@SpencerHakimian I was walking on the beach on vacation and guys were trenching fiber to Little St James Island. Echlon in Utah gathers and saves all internet traffic. They have all the evidence of his crimes.

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@JoyceCarolOates They have a limited frame of reference, they expect everything to be "300" with no nuance

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

Grow a pair. We already have Merrick Garland
@GovAndyBeshear

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@aintscarylarry If somebody calls in a bomb threat, they better hook him up to a rolling battery

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@dpakman Time for a reverse mortage on the pentagon

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@hexprax He probably wouldnt make it as a geologist in the oilfield, trying to convince people the earth is 3,000 years old.

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@WUTangKids Older boys cornered him outside the arcade, made him smoke cigarettes after the movie. He hated it.

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@ditzkoff @esjesjesj Is it ever going to dawn on them they dont matter

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@dpakman Even a little Macramé plant hanger he made while recuperating would be enough.

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@doctor_cabral On the Oklahoma side of the border some of us have universal healthcare with our tribe and legal weed

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@cevangelista413 If there's a sequel: Other Mommy 2: Judgement Day

[Bill Donoley @billdonoley]

@janusfilms Its like the end credits of "Con Air"