William Brown

/they/them/ hey there welcome to my MySpace *linking park plays at an insane volume* taurus/sagittarius/virgo

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@NonsenseIsland Man HATED Jimmy Carter

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Drank two six packs of beer gonna have terrible beer farts *I hi-five several other men*

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@Lily_Argenta I had my own "modern family" where my dad was in the closet and would catfish middle aged men as a Japanese woman named "Himiko". Where's my representation? Why aren't there more closeted gay dads in media? Get with the times, Hollywood

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The chicken crossed the road. The road said "Hey man, that hurt my trust in you." The chicken replied "you are but a road. Your opinions cannot hurt me." Then the chicken was hit by a man on a unicycle. I can't remember how jokes work

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@Aesthetic_wall4 Haha! The man wanted to see her interior decoration! Haha! Someday, all this will be dust, and no one will remember our names

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@NoContextSpoof Haha! That man is a rapist! *turns around in my chair* actually, rape is bad, and no rapist should be celebrated. The Lasseter is worse than six nine elevens

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@blauereiter Excellent question! I don't have an answer for you, so let me offer this haiku
Disney World so cool
Please don't google splash mountain
Mickey's greatest shame

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@Ute_BC liberals.... Liberals............ LIBErals......... life would be a lot simpler if your mom had access to abortion

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@rumpdumpler Kid Cerebro I will be your friend, can you invent a ray that turns me into a Frankenstein's monster for non-sexual escapades

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@twobularbells They're doing this to me tomorrow, it's Pissing Me Off

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@femcelizabeth Woke mob broke job joke sobs guava juice giant snake birthday cake large fries CHOCOLATE SHAKE

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Father's Day is weird for me because my dad and I had that special kind of relationship where, now that he's dead, I've won

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@SaffronOlive Grimy low fantasy problems and high fantasy hi-jinks, death around the corner for the unwary, wizards and witches natural to the place, stupid fantasy animals

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@SaffronOlive Gimme a discworld universes beyond, remind them all this is a Product for Nerds

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@treswritesstuff Why I walked with a cane for 2 months because of Doctor House

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@Wander626 @XyB4rAnGeL @Cyb4rAnG3L Taken

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@TrustTheNamePls @XyB4rAnGeL @Cyb4rAnG3L Pirates!

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@KneeKappa @XyB4rAnGeL Plarp

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@blorbyseal @XyB4rAnGeL Defense!

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@Dark_Trigger046 @XyB4rAnGeL Taking away your shot at happiness