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[W @_common_W_]

A part of me wants Argentina to rob England because I know then I can leave everything to the English media

[MIDΞ (❖,❖) @theProcessXCII]

Robinhood abi robbing the hood.

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 @tunnarmcniarr]

Danny Welbeck has scored against Manchester United in 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 and 2026. The only reason he’s yet to score against United in 2027 is because we’re still in 2026 😭

[🎖️ @billibx_]

@skrootimburg whatever

[Skroot.rh @skrootimburg]

0.1eth to one nigga

Comment whatever

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

England have made it through to a World Cup semi-final without any of their goal scorers playing in the Premier League last season 👀

[Timo. @preman_20]

If it wasn't caught on camera, no one would believe her 😱

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

This is probably the funniest tweet of the whole transfer window

[The G👧rl @Sonia_the_girl_]

Nigga, stfu!

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

FARKKKKK😭❤️😭❤️😭😭❤️😭❤️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Youri Tielemans to Manchester United, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇧🇪

United activate €41m release clause into Tielemans’ contract at Aston Villa, verbal agreement also with Belgian midfielder.

Andrey Santos done + Tielemans next after Éderson deal called off on Friday. 📈

[Sir Philli Diamond III @SirPhilli3]

Only one demographic says this and thinks like this.

And before one of you Buffalo soldiers comes up here saying “it’s a joke” you hoes are not funny in any capacity and your life is a joke

[Yehgha @yaygha]

During pregnancy "it is YOUR child"

During divorce "It is MY child. I carried it for 9 months"

The owner of the child changes with whichever narrative carries the most advantage per time.

Women are not slick

[Lisan El Gahib @LGahib8462]

Never forget this man BLACK WIFE divorce him and took everything for standing up for his people at The Olympics.

[Ski @UTD_Ski]

“A red devil is surrounded by City disciples but it's Jesus who actually commits a sin” - Peter Drury 🫡

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Stole her crown and her wig the men in this show don’t give a fuck about nothing

[valu @rhaerions]

rhaenyra everytime ulf speaks #houseofthedragon

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

the problem is you guys don’t see marriage as a form of ibada…